Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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Top comments
tsent8 15
It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.
k_ninjaa 9
At least he has a sense of humor!
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Comments (198)
daniellenb22 4
disgusting
32510forever 10
it's awesome when you have a boyfriend who isn't grossed out by a normal bodily function that happens to every girl. he's definitely a keeper (:
limitedition 25
At least he is not scared of your body at all times of the month - a guy that can get down & dirty is a keeper.
TheGoldStandard 6
Atta boy!
ilovefall10 21
Just be happy that he didn't refuse you striaght up. Most men would of found you being on your period a turn-off and wouldn't want anything to do with you.
False_Stupidity 41
What's sexy about periods? Have SOME respect!
simonepedretti 7
That's the best thing ever ahhhaha
liv2ski97 4
What's the point of semen if the sea's already parted?
Likian5 26
I don't see how you could possibly call this an FML moment, because it's just too damn epic to be one XD
Kitten_Calderon 14
That's kind of funny. At least he's having a sense of humor about it rather than being grossed out like some guys are.