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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn
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About Heartoflead
Not much to say, except that I've been reading comments and FMLs since 2008. It has only been about four years since I started commenting. I usually try to make light of the situation or be comforting. Feel free to leave a message...
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.