By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
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tsent8 15

It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.

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alfred07 18

It's always funny to read about a guy **** blocking himself.

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beanthemouse 13

I would of found that funny. I am a girl.

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DanielleinDC 33

Hey, he's got a sense of humor. My boyfriend barely touches me during mine.

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MsPhen 7

Sometimes a woman is more horny when she's on her period because of all the extra blood flow to the muscles in that area.

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jcrb 11

your boyfriend is my new best friend!!

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buddy51 23

OP- your bf was bloody well trying to get his pee-pole submerged deep in the red sea and to plant his seed in the promised land!

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