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48%
One more and it's business time
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K_ninjaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname / Tuesday 27 January 2009 00:02 / Japan

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sarahcurtis213 / Tuesday 13 November 2012 07:36 / United States

Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By leafscupwin / Tuesday 16 October 2012 04:16 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MaeMoss - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 14:21 / United States

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Zora - / Sunday 15 July 2012 23:13 / Norway - Bergen

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