By Anonymous - /
Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 /
United States - American Canyon
Hi my name Tori, my username is supposed to be zebraunicorns but I misspelled it. Haha DERP moment. I LOVE MUSTACHES and FML
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Consolation prize
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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I agree, my mouse works.
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50 favorites
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50 quality comments
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A new thumb
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100 kick-ass comments
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One more and it's business time
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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
By PicturePerfect - /
Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 /
Canada