You know they sell ball gags and butt plugs in matched sets -- that'll stop both of your boyfriend's mood-killing expulsions.

This is possibly the best comment I've ever seen you make. I applaud you. Loudly. To the point of angering my fiancé, forcing her to ask what is going on. I'll be a RichardPencil and say nothing in your honor.

Guess that's his way of methane with you.

I see what you did there :)

You cheeky raccoon, you...

10/10 pun

10/10 pun

I don't know why farts are so god damn funny, but they make me giggle like a 12 year old boy. Definitely a mood killer.

Don't worry god forgives him.

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do. And strangely, the fact he can be goofy like that at any time is something i like about him. Even if some times it's really annoying.

What can I say ?

What can I say lmao!!!!

He gave u fair warning. U deserved it

God: with gas like that your going straight to hell ????

OMG ??I'm sorry but I can just see him sitting there and the look of utter disgust on your face.