Intimacy, Sex, Awkward and Farts: So sensual...

So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 18 February 2017 4:04

You know they sell ball gags and butt plugs in matched sets -- that'll stop both of your boyfriend's mood-killing expulsions.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:38

Guess that's his way of methane with you.

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 18 February 2017 4:04

You know they sell ball gags and butt plugs in matched sets -- that'll stop both of your boyfriend's mood-killing expulsions.

URBeingLied2 23

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Saturday 18 February 2017 22:40

This is possibly the best comment I've ever seen you make. I applaud you. Loudly. To the point of angering my fiancé, forcing her to ask what is going on. I'll be a RichardPencil and say nothing in your honor.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:38

Guess that's his way of methane with you.

alternative-facts 6

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:43

I see what you did there :)

Cali 54

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Tuesday 21 February 2017 16:40

You cheeky raccoon, you...

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 26 February 2017 9:16

10/10 pun

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 26 February 2017 9:16

10/10 pun

freckledfox06 18

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:50

I don't know why farts are so god damn funny, but they make me giggle like a 12 year old boy. Definitely a mood killer.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 18 February 2017 14:14

Don't worry god forgives him.

sparkledoge 29

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Saturday 18 February 2017 14:59

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do. And strangely, the fact he can be goofy like that at any time is something i like about him. Even if some times it's really annoying.