By Wellokthen - 17/2/2017 22:00 - United States

So Sensual...

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and I. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7412385 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:04

You know they sell ball gags and butt plugs in matched sets -- that'll stop both of your boyfriend's mood-killing expulsions.

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7412397 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:38

Guess that's his way of methane with you.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7412385 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:04

You know they sell ball gags and butt plugs in matched sets -- that'll stop both of your boyfriend's mood-killing expulsions.

URBeingLied2 | 23

#7412701 - Saturday 18 February 2017 22:40

This is possibly the best comment I've ever seen you make. I applaud you. Loudly. To the point of angering my fiancé, forcing her to ask what is going on. I'll be a RichardPencil and say nothing in your honor.

By CheekyRaccoon | 27

#7412397 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:38

Guess that's his way of methane with you.

alternative-facts | 6

#7412399 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:43

I see what you did there :)

Cali | 54

#7414135 - Tuesday 21 February 2017 16:40

You cheeky raccoon, you...

friedpwnadge | 25

#7416675 - Sunday 26 February 2017 9:16

10/10 pun

friedpwnadge | 25

#7416676 - Sunday 26 February 2017 9:16

10/10 pun

By freckledfox06 | 18

#7412400 - Saturday 18 February 2017 4:50

I don't know why farts are so god damn funny, but they make me giggle like a 12 year old boy. Definitely a mood killer.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7412520 - Saturday 18 February 2017 14:14

Don't worry god forgives him.

By sparkledoge | 29

#7412538 - Saturday 18 February 2017 14:59

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do. And strangely, the fact he can be goofy like that at any time is something i like about him. Even if some times it's really annoying.