Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
by turnedoff / 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm / United States / Intimacy
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When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.
#5 - On 06/18/2012 at 2:48am by NoReservations
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A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...
#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 2:46am by KM96
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