Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

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By Doortje | 28

#1861690 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

If that's not true love then what is?

By redbluegreen | 40

#1861796 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

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By AMDJB | 0

#1861686 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:54

FIRST

breakofdawn1 | 0

#1861720 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

shut up

heyheywaddup | 7

#1861947 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:56

Soo did u pick it?!?!

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1861989 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:05

25- I'm guessing not..since she made it into an FML? sheesh.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1862268 - Saturday 18 December 2010 18:21

Sexxxyy(;

sexybeastsexybea | 0

#1862426 - Saturday 18 December 2010 20:10

kinky.

sugarr0babby0 | 0

#1864264 - Sunday 19 December 2010 6:08

kinky..

BDTM | 0

#1872386 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:17

kinky... :D

jomo111 | 5

#3533928 - Thursday 3 November 2011 2:43

Wtf

By Doortje | 28

#1861690 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

If that's not true love then what is?

starile | 19

#1861766 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:06

I have no idea. Can't possibly be anything else.

penguin7 | 0

#1861871 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:36

agreed

jazzy21 | 0

#1862517 - Saturday 18 December 2010 21:18

Hmm maybe OP's boyfriend was trying to indirectly call her a "Gold Digger"
xD

punkylemon | 4

#1864431 - Sunday 19 December 2010 6:59

win^

By velvel | 7

#1861707 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

aw now you guys are really best buds!

By TerrorDollie | 0

#1861715 - Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

That's a sign that he's way too comfortable around you.

SmallTownCutie | 0

#1861819 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:22

No such thing.

funktown | 2

#1862340 - Saturday 18 December 2010 19:22

ya 5 wat r u talking about. 16 is right, u want that

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1862431 - Saturday 18 December 2010 20:14

#5 I want your shirt!!!

NeverShoutHaylee | 0

#1862912 - Saturday 18 December 2010 23:44

I love your shirt 5 ^-^

TheCheyenneMorga | 3

#1865536 - Sunday 19 December 2010 12:16

You can get the shirt at Hot Topic. Just saying.

By astressedperson | 0

#1861729 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:00

did u do it???

By starile | 19

#1861744 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:04

Just smile sweetly as you use a pen to pick his nose :) Don't forget to use a sharp jabbing motion!

LiveLaughLaugh | 9

#1862086 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:25

lol :)

By Siji | 0

#1861760 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:05

Celebrities also :)

By YeOoXcRuZiTo | 0

#1861768 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:06

lOl woW...
tighT

By perdix | 29

#1861794 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

I hope you drove a hard bargain about who gets to keep the buried treasure!

By redbluegreen | 40

#1861796 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#1861831 - Saturday 18 December 2010 16:23

Asario | 0

#1862193 - Saturday 18 December 2010 17:58

classic :]X ^^

Iknoweverything | 29

#1862344 - Saturday 18 December 2010 19:23

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch!