Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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NoReservations 9
When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.
KM96 24
A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...
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Comments (93)
DwarfFrog 5
You could grow out your pubes and refuse to shave until he does :) or don't gives him bj's until he does
Myo_fml 20
Just don't shave yourself and DEMAND oral sexual favors as well.
AML14 0
Buy him some viagra, tell him you decided to be nice and do him a much needed favor too.
1PaulyD 9
seeing op a girl, asking a doctor for Viagra hehe
ForeverAloneGal 23
A bunch of curlies in between teeth. That thought made me shudder. Gah...
Jiinxx 8
act like you're tryna spice things up a little one night with wax. once he relaxes and gets into it, BOOM, wax strip. that'll teach him.
I_Punch_Babies 7
Tell him if he doesnt do something about his pubes youll have to break out the scissors next time.
daybar12 8
Kindly tell him that he will no longer be receiving oral sex until he wants to be considerate. Problem solved :)
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Seems reasonable that if he wants her "special considerations", he could meet her part way and be a bit more accommodating himself.
LordOfLincoln 6
Men are supposed to be men. Hair and all.
cathyfang1533 12
Then women are suppose to be women. Leg, lip and pubic Hair and all. It's only fair
LordOfLincoln 6
Women take pride in preening themselves, I'd never expect a woman to do all that but in general they do, it's their own choice. Some men choose to shave bits that should be hairy, but that's their choice. It shouldn't be forced on people.
Myo_fml 20
If most men expect us to be clean-shaven, then men should have to be too. You think we like nasty hair all over the place?
Enslaved 38
It doesn't need to be "shaved". A quick cut with the beard trimmer will do. The way guys seem to love their girls going down on them, you'd think they would make their packages more appealing.
MGSPOP 1
After you done giving him oral, make sure you have some pubes in your mouth,and then kiss him. Let's see how he likes his own black curlers. ;)