Sex, Awkward and My ex: No notice

No notice

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 9 August 2022 4:59

Yeah, it's not going to go uphill from there with his comments, unfortunately. Most days, anyway. Fortunately, he's only kidding.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:50

If the condom came off that easily, I wonder if it's the wrong size. At least you got it out! I've heard of some women having to go to the ER to have condoms removed from inside them.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 August 2022 3:49

I'm sure your daughter was impressed by that display. Luckily, you won't get preggers!

justanothergamergirl 6

Tuesday 9 August 2022 4:33

Unfortunately the character limit didn't allow me to specify that our clothes went back on before answering the door, and that I got the condom out behind the locked bathroom door. What sort of person would do that in front of their daughter? Not gonna lie, your comment made me feel sick to the stomach.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 9 August 2022 4:59

Yeah, it's not going to go uphill from there with his comments, unfortunately. Most days, anyway. Fortunately, he's only kidding.

AzraelAngelus 15

Tuesday 9 August 2022 9:24

Wtf would you share any of this

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:50

If the condom came off that easily, I wonder if it's the wrong size. At least you got it out! I've heard of some women having to go to the ER to have condoms removed from inside them.