Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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NoReservations 9
When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.
KM96 24
A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...
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Comments (93)
fthku 13
He doesn't have to shavetrim if he doesn't want to. But then, if it bothers you that he has a jungle down there and he isn't willing to do anything about it, you don't have to give him oral sex either.
MrRager7 1
If a girl is putting my dick in her mouth, I can shave my pubes. Your bf is disgusting.
talloctopus 7
no more bjs for him
CarouselHeart 11
I hope that comment meant he's waved goodbye to his last *******.
shorty1015 0
Maybe you should kindly yank on his hair while your down there. Maybe that will motivate him to shave. Once he shaves give him a real good time with and he will never be hairy again. Ha
bubo_fml 11
Q: What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A: A Gladiator!!! (Ba-dum-bum!)
hecallsmedarlin 7
This is where you tell him you won't shave yours until he shaves his. Problem might be solved faster than you think.:)
nikkee_05 4
id tell him that if he wanted me to continue doing "much needed favors" for him he better shave...or just refuse to shave ur nether region til he does
beckyxD 13
My bf shaves his pubic hair and it's definitely not prickly and he says it feels a lot better since I'll do more with it since there's not a bush near my mouth...because no one likes a mouth full of hair lol
Hiphuray4peas 27
When it's long enough to floss with... gross... and it's too long. Tell him you'll floss regularly in exchange!