By Megan - United Kingdom - Neath
Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML
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  iNewKid  |  18

Why do you have to listen to this? Because he is your boss? He keeps you from your work and when you'd be having a conversation like that he would not be happy with it.

They like to play with the power. But still, to shut him up. Buy some pills for his problem.
You have treatment for that. ;)

  Quidikic  |  9

And don't forget the universe is expanding at an extreme rate. Individual atoms and atom formations aren't though. He should hire some shorter employees.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

2, I agree with you. Furthermore, she could gave drowned him out, in her head, and think of other things to herself. That's what I always did when listening to mundane rambling lol.

  Jumpingmal2  |  7

Oh i'm sorry 3 do we need to make it more interesting for you?

How bout while the boss is talking OP gets his wallet stolen by a co-worker?


While the boss is talking he tries to kiss OP and when OP rejects him/her OP gets fired?

There you happy? Jeez i actually found the FML pretty funny

  skoob1  |  12

I sympathized for him, that is when I read it as 'everything in the world is getting bigger except for me.' for some reason, I didn't take it as height. ..