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By Megan - / Sunday 17 June 2012 19:38 / United Kingdom
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Why do you have to listen to this? Because he is your boss? He keeps you from your work and when you'd be having a conversation like that he would not be happy with it. They like to play with the power. But still, to shut him up. Buy some pills for his problem. You have treatment for that. ;)

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And don't forget the universe is expanding at an extreme rate. Individual atoms and atom formations aren't though. He should hire some shorter employees.

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All I can think about is that I hope your boss doesn't read FML's, OP. That might turn out badly of he does.

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2, I agree with you. Furthermore, she could gave drowned him out, in her head, and think of other things to herself. That's what I always did when listening to mundane rambling lol.

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Oh i'm sorry 3 do we need to make it more interesting for you? How bout while the boss is talking OP gets his wallet stolen by a co-worker? Or While the boss is talking he tries to kiss OP and when OP rejects him/her OP gets fired? There you happy? Jeez i actually found the FML pretty funny

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I sympathized for him, that is when I read it as 'everything in the world is getting bigger except for me.' for some reason, I didn't take it as height. ..

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Get him heels, they'll add height AND style to his daily wardrobe...but they'll also probably get you fired as well and you may end up homeless...

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Actually, only objects as large as clusters and superclusters are moving apart as a result of the big bang. Closer objects are held together by gravity.

Sounds like more FML's from the Dilbert World. Pointy Haired Bosses can be a bitch to listen and deal with

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