Not that into you

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 12:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 072
You deserved it 353

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That sucks. No, wait, it doesn't. Move on. If you like getting blown, don't waste your time on someone who's not into it.

as long as she's not expecting you to go down on her.

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Try nair. It's better and lasts longer than a clean shave. Just don't let the hair go down the drain. Regardless of your pube status, if she continues to refuse oral and it's a dealbreaker to you, simply break up and move on.

That sucks. No, wait, it doesn't. Move on. If you like getting blown, don't waste your time on someone who's not into it.

as long as she's not expecting you to go down on her.

People who don’t want to do something can find dozens of “reasons” why they won’t do it. You should now know that GF doesn’t want to do oral. If that’s important to you the solution is simple - drop her.