Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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NoReservations 9
When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.
KM96 24
A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...
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Comments (93)
Omegadolly 22
There are not enough "I agree, your life sucks" buttons for this, ew. ._.
vocaloidtiger 12
*hint hint*
Enslaved 38
Go down on him with a mouthful of chewing gum. Orbit is very difficult to get out of hair! ;)
perdix 31
Perfect, he already thinks she has a dirty mouth. Orbit would clean it right up. You're a genius, an evil genius, that is!
Enslaved 38
Now I'm starting to understand why you shave. (As mentioned previously on the forum ;))
dubstep12 8
Great idea:) I might just do that next time my boyfriend doesn't shave:D
jmedalene 2
That's gross! Tell him you won't do it anymore until he shaves!
monagro 22
That sounds like no oral sex for a while...
lady1992 5
Well no shave no head.! ;)
melodywarner17 0
Return the favor for him. I'm sure he'd love that.
perdix 31
Are your teeth and gums that rotten? Anyways, while you're sucking him, jerk his **** hard while yanking on his pubes. He needs to be convinced that oral sex should be more enjoyable for him, not you, cocksucker. The power of persuasion.
Adippy1 4
He's right. Send him my way.
perdix 31
Really?!?! You need him sent to you? Surely, there's plenty of hairy **** around for you to floss your teeth with. Guys pay for head, so a girl giving it away for free would be a big help to their budgets.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Wtf?, Send him your way? This makes you seem like the ultimate disgusting ****... You need to floss that bad then go buy some damn floss instead of trying to take OP's boyfriend over the internet.
citymayer 7
I read favor as flavor and now I can't decide whether to laugh or gag.