kira_the_boss

About Kira_the_boss

I try to bring humor to situations, so don't take me seriously. I love you in the gayest way possible DocBastard!

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

20%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

4%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

9%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

20%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

56%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

5%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

29%
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

100%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Kira_the_boss's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cockblocked - / Friday 11 May 2012 18:29 / United States - Goose Creek

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By foreverDark / Monday 14 May 2012 12:40 / United States - Aurora

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By smh - / Sunday 13 May 2012 22:30 / United States - Sacramento

Scammed

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 May 2012 22:00 / Canada - Aldergrove

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 13 May 2012 15:12 / United States - Monson

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kira_the_boss

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Beginner

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

One more and it's business time

Scammed