Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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NoReservations 9
When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.
KM96 24
A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...
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Comments (93)
__itsonlyyou 5
This is something really! Oh, do something he won't expect so he can shave his 'jungle of mass destruction' hahaha, I know not whether to laugh or sympathize you.
tinysocks 11
That's when you stop shaving, using the same excuse. See how long it lasts ;)
elletex 8
Shaved pubic hair on men is an enormous turn-off to me, personally.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Despite his ass hat comment and the fact that he should be more appreciative that you are willing to go down on him, can't you meet him half way? I got no problem doing some manscaping for my girl, but you wouldn't get me to full on shave.
15young15 11
Tell him that if he doesn't start you'll stop. And if you aren't then tell him you'll start if he starts.
rogue2888 4
Nothing wrong with being a bloke and clearing the forest. He should never have been asked though. Should have been a given. What you do for him he should do for you and that includes oral mate. God bless you for at least going there.
GarysMom725 10
Time for a new boyfriend.
GothInside 6
If he doesn't want to shave he could at least trim the bush up! Then to make a rude comment about flossing just adds insult to injury... He'd be cut off until he can be more considerate & less of a douchebag!
deequu 20
I'm sure a trim would do a better job then a shave. Plus it's prickly real quick and if they don't do it properly, it's gets red a bumpy. Lol
Dracoboxer357 36
70- Agreed. I've tried trim, shave and wax. Trimming easiest, least uncomfortable and fastest.
KA16 4
My boyfriend told me that!! Gross right?