Intimacy: Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to...

By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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Monday 18 June 2012 8:48

When they get stuck in your teeth and ripped out, tell him to think of it as waxing considering he refused to shave.

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A favour of having mouth full of hair? I doubt it would do a goos flossing job...

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GreekYogurt 26

Saturday 15 August 2015 6:42

No more bjs for him.

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 16 April 2018 0:57

Why even do it if it's hairy? I always say "Would you eat a sandwitch with a hair on it?"

J15237 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 23:34

I have a better idea for you. No ******** unless you help me out a little bit. Then if that doesn't help no sex.

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