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Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

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all the inspiration a guy needs

#2 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:51pm by PFiddy

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This is the new breast milk deodorant I've been hearing about. No more lactating armpits.

#6 - On 07/01/2011 at 11:52pm by every1luvsboners

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