By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 846
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jDCrackpot 7

It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.

dreaswi 3

I think that is actually a good idea.

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Even more gross that my brother's friend does that. And he's a guy.

Well at least she won't smell like sweat because her deodorant is antiperspirant

jDCrackpot 7

It's not gross, it's natural. Everyone sweats whether they're a Queen or a lavatory cleaner. If you've got big knockers, you will get boob sweat, and it can get very uncomfortable. OP, try liquid talc rather than spray deodorant, it's pretty cheap and you can find it in the baby care aisle. If you're blessed in the bust department it's a lifesaver on warm days.

Such a nice person to offer a more effective solution xD thank you for your kindness

i think op has big breasts which is causing sagging. and there is no air passing which causes the sweat.

Just because you have big boobs does not mean they sag. OP, I feel for ya. It's very uncomfortable.

missamerica95 0

#72 that's so true I have DD's but they aren't saggy at all. If your blessed up top then it's perfectly normal to put some kind of deodorant there.

#79 show us pictures... Or else you're lying.

JurassicHole 5

43 - No shit.

when you have natural big breast they do sag, since you know so much do you have them?? no. i know from experience.

I say it's no different from ball sweat. If balls can sweat than breasts can sweat.

Jakesterk96 8

Oh good, and I thought I was the only one who puts deodorant under my sac.

shanemaximo 7

There is swamp ass, swamp crotch and now apparently there is such a thing as swamp tits. Awesome!

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desireev 17

132- Your comment sounded like you only wanted people to know that you have perky boobs. Get a life! Please and thank you. Nobody gives a shit about how nice and perky your boobs are.

Swoobies! Hard to cure that, but you're getting a good start!

missamazinggg 12

22- I never thought I'd actually learn something from FML. Thanks:)

88 & 92 just google big boobs and look at them instead of asking a stranger... Dumbass

88 & 92 just google big boobs and look at them instead of asking a stranger... Dumbass

Hey.. do what ya gotta do .better to be fresh and clean, rather then smelly and sweaty (;

I have 34 DD's. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.

All the ladies claiming to have huge, perky racks: you're missing a key word in your argument. Yet. Your gigantic titties don't sag yet. Have fun with that.

I for one don't mind hearing about boobs. But they do sweat. Hell mine are only C's and I deal with sweat. It's natural, so all your arguments about boobs- we are all different! Some guys or gals sweat more than others!

#9 thats not only gross but also weird

My lifesaver is a panyliner folded in half! Been using it for years, works AWESOME!!!

obviousboy 8

Tit sweat?

Yes, obviousboy.

RedMosquito 4

Boob sweat or more affectionately called, mountain dew!

Magic1 9

You put the b.o in boobs

Got some tiggolbitties!

"That's not Mickey Mouse that's just TIT DIRT!"

lalathefairy 15

According to your comment, do you think all sweat smells? I think you need to retake health.

Time for a push-up bra.

Amazing smile

Aha this is not a dating site

Titty sweat?? You might want to exercise those puppies, take em on a jog!

ssnowywinter 0

I fail to understand how that would provide any sort of solution to the problem.

Don't you realize that I'm always going to say stupid things?? Get with the program!!

Pushup bras only really work for members of the itty bitty titty committee.

She's using it under her breasts which to me means they are sagging. Pushing the breasts up and away from the body would reduce heat and sweating. Guess I think too practically.

actually, I get under the boob sweat and I'm 100% sure mine don't sag. push up bras are usually (these days anyway) lots of padding and can get quite hot as well, which wouldn't really help the matter really. op could try other bras, the material from a bra can cause sweat. and also, I know plenty of girls (and like I said, including myself) that haven't got saggy boobs but they have an 'area' the boob and skin underneath meet, causing sweating.

Hmmmm how did this turn into a conversation on how to reduce boob/tit sweet. And why do I like it so much

It turned into a conversation about boob sweat when OP posted a story about it, Einstein.

just hire someone to fondle your boobs and cup them up that way they never get that crease thing, plus someone else is happy from this sticky situation.

^ are you fucking kidding me

^ u seem a bit mad, bro.

I just find it funny that the whole first page of comments is now hidden from so many dislikes. Who knew this was such a touchy subject?

How is this an FML?

Smells good....

toenibbler 14

Or rather: not.

kathii01 20

move to a place where it is always cold.... lol fyl op

I have to agree with #6. OP, put some baby powder in your bra, that will help dry up any moisture.

^ Excuse me, but do you happen to be a down syndrome fuck tart? #6 said NOTHING about baby powder they suggested to move to a cold place. Did you even read it?

Rude. I know lots of people with down syndrome, and they're lovely people.

^ I was pointing out their stupidity and I used fuck tart to also display so calm the fuck down. Did I make fun of down syndrome people? No.

This really shouldn't be an FML. It isn't amusing and it isn't even anything bad.

xXElvinXx 5

I'm a boob guy but damn....

She must have huge tits.

I hate the word tits. I dunno why.

Same here, it kinda sounds a bit trashy. Like, "Look at her tits, dude." rather than "Look at her boobs!" haha

Your boobs must be jiggling too much.

A little B.O. under the boobs, huh? That's a first!