Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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legalgravethief 8
I used to have to tell my 37 year old ex girlfriend to shower at least once a week, I explained it’s normal for people to have at least 3-6 showers a week, I got lucky if she had one once a week.. I don’t understand why some people don’t like shower or baths, what’s up with that?
Bogrbon 27
If you told him to take a hike he'd just come back sweatier, smellier and dirtier. =P
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JackWood 21
If I had a SO like that I'd them them to take a hike.
Bogrbon 27
If you told him to take a hike he'd just come back sweatier, smellier and dirtier. =P
legalgravethief 8
I used to have to tell my 37 year old ex girlfriend to shower at least once a week, I explained it’s normal for people to have at least 3-6 showers a week, I got lucky if she had one once a week.. I don’t understand why some people don’t like shower or baths, what’s up with that?