Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
sorandomgirl
| 0
You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
By
Wederoney
| 16
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
COMMENTS
By
sorandomgirl
| 0
You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
Reply
LordMaxington1
| 0
Peeing in the sink is fun. You stand on the bench and aim for the drain to avoid the deathly noise of urine splatter.
Reply
Jonkbaby
| 19
...where do you take a dump?
Reply
MineIsBigger
| 5
Thats when you say "either i piss in your toilet or you wash it off your bed"
Reply
ladyLALAA
| 28
Is it just me or are OP's parents really messed up? I wonder what they are hiding in this secret bathroom..
Reply
AFCA020
| 4
Wait... Do you share your kitchen with your parents? Cause if you do, i do not understand why they will not let you use their toilet... Hygiene and all..
Reply
RaggleFrock
| 13
Maybe it's not a toilet, it's a sex swing room.
Reply
Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
Op, take a poo in their kitchen sink and leave it there for them. I think they will start letting you use their bathroom after that.
Reply
shanemaximo
| 7
Time to leave a swirly chocolate surprise on their pillow. Then they should roll out the red carpet to their bathroom.
Reply
Pixxio_O
| 11
Isn't that the same sink they drink from...
Reply
DrJesse
| 10
52- It's a meth lab.
Reply
StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
So what I was drinking wasn't lemonade....
Reply
csickcman
| 11
Why not just go in the shower?? That's what I do.
Reply
Mauskau
| 35
Because they cant use either bathroom which contains a shower or a toilet.
Reply
DESIREERULEZ
| 0
ikr
Reply
ibv123_fml
| 3
How can someone say they have peed in a sink before? That's gross. Who cares if its not the sink you drink from, that's just extremely gross. Shoulda peed out side. I have even heard of cups being peed in but not sinks
Reply
brosbeforehos85
| 3
Yea find a bush or anything besides ur sink. Thats fuckin disgusting
Reply
Filthy_Animal
| 25
some infection you dont want your kids to get...
By
Wederoney
| 16
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
Reply
Boston_4_Life
| 3
OP is going to have to wipe with a sponge!
Reply
leprechaun23
| 15
That's why they invented the garbage disposal
Reply
lizard399
| 0
The thought of shit swirling around in a garbage disposal turns my stomach. Thank you..
Reply
Wederoney
| 16
You're welcome.
Reply
thatssomeBS
| 9
If my they didnt let me use their toilet, I would leave it in their kitchen sink. I would make sure to miss the drain too.
By
marti1497
| 10
haha ! thats really selfish of them... sorry OP!! :p
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
it's possible OP's parents are fOCDed in the head
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 31
Then they'll love cleaning the sink.
Reply
DrJesse
| 10
Op should just piss in their morning coffee..or various drink of choice if they don't drink coffee.
Reply
freakinglaugher
| 10
CDO
Alphabetical order. AS IT SHOULD BE.
Alphabetical order. AS IT SHOULD BE.
Reply
angrymexican
| 8
Compulsion obsessive disorder?
Reply
angrymexican
| 8
Oh fuck I somehow managed to put it the wrong way like a royal dumbass. Compulsion disorder obsessive
By
taran6
| 3
Well thats very unhelpful of them. Come on its just a toilet
Reply
risalucky13
| 6
What kind of parents do that
Reply
TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Hitler parents.
Reply
MatheusRajuidas
| 5
Let's hope it's not because they're hiding toys lol.
Reply
poprocksss73
| 7
How gross peeing in the kitchen sink people washe dishes in there! Then eat of them! Ew!
By
badam_fml
| 6
I see no problem
By
Buttsexpirate
| 9
Whenever they leave you should lock their bathroom from the inside so they can't enter it for a while. That'll learn them!!
Reply
stoneywoney
| 3
Teach*?
Reply
olpally
| 32
Never correct buttsexpirate.. He'll do nasty things to your bum, argh! :D
Reply
pookberry
| 4
Stoneywoney............…........................................really?............
By
fmessiah
| 17
You should've headed outside. If you're a girl I can't help but laugh at the image of perching over the sink. Harsh.
Reply
lizard399
| 0
*engages long stare at sink* so this is what it has come to.. I'll never look at you the same way again.. *squats*
By
DontForgetMe4
| 0
You better scrub that sink spotless afterwards ..
Reply
superBeannn
| 2
Urine is actually sterile, so "scrubbing the sink" spotless only helps with the psychological aspect.
Reply
THE_A_TEEN
| 27
No, urine is not sterile once it exits the bladder. What makes you think they call urine "WASTE"?
Reply
monnanon
| 13
Because it is WASTE water. It is sterile, not just when it is in the bladder but when it is outside it too. it is so sterile that you can drink it, just ask a certain survival genius.
Reply
zombicidal
| 11
R. Kelly?
Reply
CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Bear Grylls, the piss drinking expert.
(I hope i got his name right)
(I hope i got his name right)
Reply
desireev
| 17
Nothing is sterile once it leaves the body. The world is full of germs and contamination. Once again, NOTHING is sterile once it leaves the body.
Just thought I'd throw that in there..
Just thought I'd throw that in there..
Reply
idoam
| 8
63 is right. You can drink urine. It is sterile enough. However, it is not advisable in a survival setting, as it will actually dehydrate you.
Reply
piccalo
| 4
Urine is certainly sterile until its inside. once it get outside it serves as a growth media for variety of microbes. its also a reason why UTIs are common if there is problem with letting out urine.
Reply
silentbutfunny
| 0
80 non of our food is sterile, its almost always exposed to air before in enters tye mouth
Reply
silentbutfunny
| 0
WHICH btw, your mouth is thee most unsanitary area on the human body. (cleanest is the asscheeks)
True fucking story
True fucking story
Reply
chubby_choco
| 17
>:D Or make the parents do the dishes.
By
steviesnm
| 6
Piss right in front of your parent's door. That'll teach them.
Reply
nattynatters
| 14
Exactly what I was thinking. Pop a squat where they can see and they'll probably see that keeping the toilet to themselves is wrong.
By
abbybailey204
| 19
What did your parents say about that?