Peeing in the sink is fun. You stand on the bench and aim for the drain to avoid the deathly noise of urine splatter.

...where do you take a dump?

Thats when you say "either i piss in your toilet or you wash it off your bed"

Is it just me or are OP's parents really messed up? I wonder what they are hiding in this secret bathroom..

Wait... Do you share your kitchen with your parents? Cause if you do, i do not understand why they will not let you use their toilet... Hygiene and all..

Maybe it's not a toilet, it's a sex swing room.

Op, take a poo in their kitchen sink and leave it there for them. I think they will start letting you use their bathroom after that.

Time to leave a swirly chocolate surprise on their pillow. Then they should roll out the red carpet to their bathroom.

Isn't that the same sink they drink from...

52- It's a meth lab.

So what I was drinking wasn't lemonade....

Why not just go in the shower?? That's what I do.

Because they cant use either bathroom which contains a shower or a toilet.

ikr

How can someone say they have peed in a sink before? That's gross. Who cares if its not the sink you drink from, that's just extremely gross. Shoulda peed out side. I have even heard of cups being peed in but not sinks

Yea find a bush or anything besides ur sink. Thats fuckin disgusting

some infection you dont want your kids to get...

OP is going to have to wipe with a sponge!

That's why they invented the garbage disposal

The thought of shit swirling around in a garbage disposal turns my stomach. Thank you..

You're welcome.

If my they didnt let me use their toilet, I would leave it in their kitchen sink. I would make sure to miss the drain too.

it's possible OP's parents are fOCDed in the head

Then they'll love cleaning the sink.

Op should just piss in their morning coffee..or various drink of choice if they don't drink coffee.

CDO Alphabetical order. AS IT SHOULD BE.

Compulsion obsessive disorder?

Oh fuck I somehow managed to put it the wrong way like a royal dumbass. Compulsion disorder obsessive

What kind of parents do that

Hitler parents.

Let's hope it's not because they're hiding toys lol.

How gross peeing in the kitchen sink people washe dishes in there! Then eat of them! Ew!

Teach*?

Never correct buttsexpirate.. He'll do nasty things to your bum, argh! :D

Stoneywoney............…........................................really?............

*engages long stare at sink* so this is what it has come to.. I'll never look at you the same way again.. *squats*

Urine is actually sterile, so "scrubbing the sink" spotless only helps with the psychological aspect.

No, urine is not sterile once it exits the bladder. What makes you think they call urine "WASTE"?

Because it is WASTE water. It is sterile, not just when it is in the bladder but when it is outside it too. it is so sterile that you can drink it, just ask a certain survival genius.

R. Kelly?

Bear Grylls, the piss drinking expert. (I hope i got his name right)

Nothing is sterile once it leaves the body. The world is full of germs and contamination. Once again, NOTHING is sterile once it leaves the body. Just thought I'd throw that in there..

63 is right. You can drink urine. It is sterile enough. However, it is not advisable in a survival setting, as it will actually dehydrate you.

Urine is certainly sterile until its inside. once it get outside it serves as a growth media for variety of microbes. its also a reason why UTIs are common if there is problem with letting out urine.

80 non of our food is sterile, its almost always exposed to air before in enters tye mouth

WHICH btw, your mouth is thee most unsanitary area on the human body. (cleanest is the asscheeks) True fucking story

>:D Or make the parents do the dishes.

Exactly what I was thinking. Pop a squat where they can see and they'll probably see that keeping the toilet to themselves is wrong.