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You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
Peeing in the sink is fun. You stand on the bench and aim for the drain to avoid the deathly noise of urine splatter.
...where do you take a dump?
Thats when you say "either i piss in your toilet or you wash it off your bed"
Is it just me or are OP's parents really messed up? I wonder what they are hiding in this secret bathroom..
Wait... Do you share your kitchen with your parents? Cause if you do, i do not understand why they will not let you use their toilet... Hygiene and all..
Maybe it's not a toilet, it's a sex swing room.
52- It's a meth lab.
Because they cant use either bathroom which contains a shower or a toilet.
some infection you dont want your kids to get...
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!
OP is going to have to wipe with a sponge!
You're welcome.
If my they didnt let me use their toilet, I would leave it in their kitchen sink. I would make sure to miss the drain too.
haha ! thats really selfish of them... sorry OP!! :p
it's possible OP's parents are fOCDed in the head
Op should just piss in their morning coffee..or various drink of choice if they don't drink coffee.
CDO Alphabetical order. AS IT SHOULD BE.
Compulsion obsessive disorder?
Oh **** I somehow managed to put it the wrong way like a royal dumbass. Compulsion disorder obsessive
Well thats very unhelpful of them. Come on its just a toilet
What kind of parents do that
Hitler parents.
How gross peeing in the kitchen sink people washe dishes in there! Then eat of them! Ew!
I see no problem
Whenever they leave you should lock their bathroom from the inside so they can't enter it for a while. That'll learn them!!
You should've headed outside. If you're a girl I can't help but laugh at the image of perching over the sink. Harsh.
You better scrub that sink spotless afterwards ..
Urine is actually sterile, so "scrubbing the sink" spotless only helps with the psychological aspect.
No, urine is not sterile once it exits the bladder. What makes you think they call urine "WASTE"?
R. Kelly?
Bear Grylls, the piss drinking expert. (I hope i got his name right)
63 is right. You can drink urine. It is sterile enough. However, it is not advisable in a survival setting, as it will actually dehydrate you.
Urine is certainly sterile until its inside. once it get outside it serves as a growth media for variety of microbes. its also a reason why UTIs are common if there is problem with letting out urine.
80 non of our food is sterile, its almost always exposed to air before in enters tye mouth
WHICH btw, your mouth is thee most unsanitary area on the human body. (cleanest is the asscheeks) True ******* story
Piss right in front of your parent's door. That'll teach them.
What did your parents say about that?
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You could always just pee outside? Not in the damn sink! XP
Taking a deuce is gonna be fun!