By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
One more and it's business time
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