Typical manchild, mine does this too!

that's true love right there

Dump him and move on. Today, it's just a gas attack -- there's no telling where the abuse will end.

If you can accept it means it's true love

you're marrying the right one! my fiance and I do it to eachother haha! or sometimes if mine fsrts in bed then I'll trap him under the blanket in his own fart!

That's nothing, after you're married a few years you'll think nothing of watching each other poop

He sounds like an idiot.