Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
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Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
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PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
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1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.
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Comments (189)
salvorican 24
What the hell are you gonna do when he decides to stop taking showers?????
metalmafia 0
BJs haha
salvorican 24
I'm sure he'd like that deal ;) haha
metalmafia 0
btw nice pic
runepop 0
lmao!! "btw nice pic" lolololololololooololololololololololool
runepop 0
lmao!! "btw nice pic" lolololololololooololololololololololool
cobra_comm 12
let him squeeze both?
salvorican 24
Btw metalmafia your cat kinda looks like mine :o Except mine is almost as fat as a basketball...
metalmafia 0
my cat looks high all the time only time doesn't look high
jobsman99 0
you should have put a time frame on squeezing your fits.
Crncj 0
umm win? idk
kangaru1 0
why compromise? let him stink so other girls stay away from him... then u make him beg.
chelseaaababyyy 17
thats ridiculo... wait, thats a good idea !
gregonfire 4
sounds like a good deal to me
laurenlawlzalot 11
...The hell. Why'd you do that >_>
quinnjamin10 2
It's just like weed, just can't get enough 'o dat stuff!
jkfutter 0
hell yeah!!
agummere796 0
stfu about Fu*ckin weed. get a life and stop destroying it. I'm sick of all you guys talkin about how cool you are. " ddduuuddeee I'm smokin weed and im in high school for the 6th year!, I'm sooooo cool"
quinnjamin10 2
#32, would you care to make the same deal as OP? :)
OWNZ 0
CURSE THOSE BONER NAZIS!!!
gtmustanggirl18 0
lol I'd put some on for a deal like that too