By jakewr - 02/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 330
You deserved it 19 848

Same thing different taste

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isabel22 0
wintamint101 7

what would've happened if you got three?

Denikk 0
terranada 3

Wonder how you would've felt if it was a Klondike bar

whybother8 0

because kit-kats dont get on your nerves.. spouces do.

stop ruining posts mr grammar natzi. it was probably iPhone autocorrect. nobody cares :P

Snap that smile back, Kit-kat! Oops...wrong snack...

imthatguythatdid 0

OF COURSE ud be more excited when u get two candy bars for the price of one u cant get that at ur wedding


its, the snack that smiles back, goldfish. sir..

CaptainAwesome2 0

imagine if the double rainbow guy was there

whoisthisgirl 4

I love when that happens :) happened twice my first year of college and once in the soda vending machines.

BigHoshJosh 0

op are you slightly overweight?

whybother8 0

give me a break! give me a break! brake me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!

because kit-kats will actually give you an ******

carmenm 6

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Why does no one want to hear the truth anymore?

carmenm 6

just saying that's a nasty thing to say why'd they get married for if they didn't want to

they didn't say they didn't want to get married they were just more excited getting two chocolate bars

carmenm 6

yeah if u were more excited bout two choc bars then committing the rest of their life to someone they obviously weren't that excited to be married

they said 'when they got married' it's just a title. if they know they're committed and happy marriage isn't that big of a deal, just a piece of paper. now getting two chocolate bars for the price of one is pretty damn exciting !!!!!

62, you've obviously never gotten two KitKat bars at once. It's freaking awesome.

Cake_or_death 2

wtf carmenn I'm pretty sure the author was exaggerating to get the point across that she got way too freaking excited about the kitkats. don't take everything so literally.

62- it was TWO kit-kats at once. Anyways, they said more excited, i think the feelings you have on your wedding day are a little different to excited.

who would be excited about committing for LIFE YOU ARE TRAPPED


chefinheels88 5

I'd reevaluate your marriage

How much would you charge to re-evaluate his marriage?

Alexunited1212 2

a life supply of trident layers.

Alexunited1212 2

Personally, I like snickers, but candy bars are pretty great so I can't blame you.

i would rather have a Milky Way, all that nugent and caramel in and around my mouth. soo good.

I actually pictured a caramel-coated Ted Nugent rolling around on a tongue. I'm sad now.

enonymous 8

Lots of Reasons: 1) Bored. 2) Worst game of Chicken ever 3) Finally a reason to say I have credit card debt. 4) "So how much of your Grandfather's estate did you inherit" 5)Buy one get one 50% off coupon. 6)Lifelong Scrabble partner 7)Someone to clean and massage your Anal gland 8)The INS is going to send you back to that 3rd world country called Quebec, Canada 9)Your parents decided you can't legally marry your sock, right hand and a bottle of Jergins. and 10)Because Boners knocked you up

so you married when u shouldn't have but u got 2 kitkats today... yea YDI kk

enonymous 8

You're obviously a man who knows the priorities of things. I personally don't remember my wedding. I got too drunk in Albertacos and you know what they say. What happens in Albertacos stays in Albertacos.