Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
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PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
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Comments (189)
bigmanj28 0
It's a win win situation
runepop 0
stole my words. u thief!!!
bigmanj28 0
I don't see you name on them
TroyDropShotz 0
lol does he even shower?
BaconDave 12
I'm guessing he showers with her
Dennisse_47 17
I think in order for him to shower OP has to let him grab her ass as well
krisy_07 0
you shouldn't be making deals he's old enough to make his own decisions you should just break up with him for being so immature
spacemanspiff78 7
yeah, 15, this guy is obviously ready for marriage. since this worked so well, now he'll hold showering and brushing his teeth hostage as well.
a_nutritionist 10
i predict either a major change in attitude or a lifetime of solitude for this hero. break up with your fiance for not wearing deodorant...jeez. omfg that ****** didnt change the toilet roll, DIVORCE.
ComaStance 0
163 needs a life. Correcting people is rude. maybe that's why your single.
Rosser121 0
they were correcting themselves lol
CronosDage 0
YDI for liking the noob
LordGoober 13
Someone hating on boners :( (thumbs him up to reset to 0) yay for doing my part!!!
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
what the deuce?
cgall123 0
boobies make me smile :D
ryukk_fml 3
Does deodorant?
cgall123 0
yes but not as much as boobies
The_Weirdo 10
I have a shirt that says that. It has nipples in the O's. :) It's a great shirt
ryukk_fml 3
:)
chelseaaababyyy 17
160 - the baby in your pic (not sure if shes yours lol) is a cutie(:
julianne8174 0
yeah she is :) like really adorable!
valalvax 13
chicks dig babies
cgall123 0
yes that Is my amazing daughter thank u :) she makes me smile the most!!!
chelseaaababyyy 17
263 - yes, yes we do lol
Bellacanfixit 2
That's gross. He sounds really immature. I never understood why some people want to go without deodorant, showers, brushing their teeth, etc. I find it nasty /:
Lauren10102 3
just building up the good ol' immune system
green_eggs_and_h 0
22 year-olds have needs too.
ladybunny 0
it could have been worse, op. much worse.