Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
srhshl 9
1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (189)
mariselita93 7
and that would be "until death do both apart"?
tessabby321 4
gross...
no1luvsboners 0
so I finally found you...
The_Weirdo 10
Bonerz, if you show me some tities I'll go rough those Boner Nazi's up for you.
kduubb 7
nice deal :p
LordGoober 13
82- Your name says it all. But your fruit to help boners, which one?
notsofriendly 17
which is part of why it's probably not the best idea to get married in your early 20s... but hey, not my life. i hope it works out for you guys, hygiene and all
aac420 0
I would take that deal anyday! :D
The_Weirdo 10
I prefer the right tittie to the left one, but thats just me.
knocking 0
I think you *may* want to reconsider marrying him. Get out while you still can! Now, all you have to do is let him get some boob in exchange for him putting on deoderant. In a few years, you'll need to do anal, have orgies, etc. just for him to brush his teeth. But in all seriousness, being that unhygenic would probably be a deal breaker for me.
EvilDave 13
Yeah, but she only cares about how he looks and his dick so no problem there.