Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
by theregoesmyspermcount / 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm / United States (Texas) / Health
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I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.
#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:10am by redbluegreen
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spiked cup would be win-win situation
#4 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:12am by crescent_indigo
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