Shady tactics

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Rowville

Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
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cgguardian 17

This is where you play the "MOOOOOOOM!!!" card.

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ICastillo 24

That's some good old fashioned tough love. Get back on the field and slam his ass back.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Go hard or go home must be his motto. I think it's amusing to play with people like that. It makes games more interesting.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Slamming your son and calling him an accident to win a sports game... Not so much amusing as it is extreme and uncalled for!

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docscientist 9

It makes games more annoying and boring when people act like hypercompetitive brats.

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mb2_native 15

Unless all the same people are in one match, then that is just awesome and fun to watch. Me and my brothers are really competitive when it comes to grappling or 'slapping fight', I highly recommend the slapping fight, just hit with an open hand instead, ya feel it more than a fist, I'll tell u that much haha

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TheStoryOfWazza 9

Ever heard of trash talk? It's part of every sport, stop being a sook beat him on the field that's how you get you answer...

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tiptoppc 19

Ahh… Rugby. The only sport where you can break a leg on the field, have to crawl your ass off of it by yourself, while your teammates play over/around you. Wish football in the USA was like that. Granted, we aren’t as bad as European “Futball”. Those pansies will cry if they get touched by a running leaf to the pinky.

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cgguardian 17

This is where you play the "MOOOOOOOM!!!" card.

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TylerBurden 21

Attack: 1000, Defense: 1000. Effect:When you activate the mother card, all other players lose the game.

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Orion_Knight78 10

Yugioh? If so, 1000 is weak, and attribute, type, and level?

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DragonPorn 15

Level 10 Fusion monster. ATK: 4500. DEF:4500 Effect: When attacked face down, this monster resets the playing field and returns all monsters from the Graveyard and play back to the deck. (Fiber Jar) FUUUU

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TheNewGuy03 28

It's a real-life Family Feud. Montagues and Capulets. You name it, it's all there.

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ICastillo 24

That's some good old fashioned tough love. Get back on the field and slam his ass back.

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LukeE45 10

Why would you even bother posting this comment?...

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obnint 3

Next he'll say tackling you was a "goddamned accident"

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klovemachine 24

Your dad deserves to be body slammed for using God's name in vain :(

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Shrike 23

Yeah, I'm sure the Prince of Peace would approve of bodyslamming people over his dad's fragile ego. Seems legit.

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newbiehere99 6

I see Jesus ... I see bodyslamming ... I see a scripture that fits this!!! "... the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force. (KIng James translation) "... Time to bodyslam a hoe and score some points. (FML translation) Disclaimer: FML is not a real translation of the Bible for those that attempt to look for it .. I know there's always one person out there ...

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klovemachine 24

I see that my humor has went over everyone's head :-) seriously, he shouldn't use GOD'S name in vain

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Frankenstein611 10

God damn it!! Whoops i said the so called "god's" name in vain haha

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SummonerMaenad 22

And this is why I don't play any kind of sport with my family...

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