By fuckjuggalos - United States - Eugene


Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML
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Why the HELL do you care? Do you guys have anything better to comment other than that? Those comments are starting to get extremely annoying.

And yeah, this is probably a wasted comment too, but seriously guys, it's not a big deal! It doesn't matter if she's commenter #25 or #100, "wow" could have been the first thing that came to her.


#36 Don't overreact so much, even if it is annoying to you.. They're probably upset they didn't get first so they have to complain but that doesn't mean you have to stoop down to that level too. Just be chill

By  KingCeltic77  |  18

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  nikweezy  |  0

Really? He doesn't sound like someone who is just overprotective of his daughter ? You do not know the OP, and the dad does. Obviously he doesn't like him, maybe the girl is in school and this will affect it !

  Llamacod  |  11

104, while what you say is statistically true (if you take all people in school from kindergarten through masters programs in college; one could easily say "most people in school don't have a fiancé") it is possible that the daughter and op are in college

  doctorhook86  |  24

Either way, Papa overreacted; the OP and his lady are fiancés, so what's grandpa getting so worked up about? Even if he doesn't approve of the OP, kicking his ass probably won't convince the daughter to dump him...

  downtime  |  12

73, You don't have to like the guy, you do have to have the ability to not launch an assault on someone who your daughter has chosen to spend her life with because they do something that is perfectly normal and natural for someone in a committed relationship. Whether you think its stupid of them or not, you don't just attack the guy, I don't care whether they're in high school or not.
Fuck that idiot, he needs to be locked up.

By  jujubunni5  |  9

Couldn't have waited a few more months until the wedding before being unprotected?

  MarisaCB  |  16

And why should they wait for the wedding? Maybe they wanted a baby, and then decided to get married. That's what my parents did. It's their lives, and obviously something they were okay with.

  eggmarie  |  25

You can still get pregnant while using protection. It isn't 100% fool proof. Stop being so judgmental and assuming things. It makes you look ignorant.

  kyleekay  |  25

9- If this FML was posted by a 15 year old with no intent to marry the person they knocked up, your comment would be appropriate.

Unfortunately for you that is not the case, and you just made yourself look like a judgmental snob.

  MarisaCB  |  16

193, that's extremely narrow-minded. Your beliefs are not the same as everyone elses. I assume you're against homosexual relationships as well?
But I can assure you, not every person in the entire world waits until after marriage to have sex. There is no "they should!" They don't have to. It's their life, their decisions. Your probably-fueled-by-religion beliefs are extremely old fashioned.

By  Briscuit  |  24

Obviously this ex-marine/body builder doesn't know how to let his emotions out. He's just afraid to show he's actually elated, so instead he slammed you against a wall and beat you to a pulp. Don't be fooled, he only made you cry so he wouldn't be the only one with tears streaming down his face. (,:

Congrats on the expected baby~!