Well no point letting it go to waste now.... *brings out knife and fork

Good one...

The snack that smiles back.. Oh wait

Haha he was jus trying to make some goldfish

Did you let him eat it or did you eat it yourself?

this is how mcdonalds makes fish fillets

He obviously didn't eat it because the OP said DRUNK father

Mmmmmmmm... fish.

69, don't you mean "mmm doughnuts" ?;)

He must have really good coordination if he managed to catch a fish while drunk!

9 - Even though the comment isn't about the fish being hungry, and I hope you were kidding, fish do eat too. 67 - Drunk people eat too, yea.

A parrot is a real pet. They'll actually talk with you

This is why a pet rock is the most reliable of all pets

Awee. I feel sorry for the guy. Tis okay goldie is in fish hevean :)

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The snack that smiles back

and your a fag:)

FYL OP, yor father was just trying to make you fish sticks for dinner from scratch. Don't worry, when he comes through tomorrow and remembers what he had done, he'll vomit up your pet fishie.

Do you love fish sticks? Do you love putting them in your mouth? Then your a gayfish!

And your a dumbass...

microwave his vaseline. PAYBACK.

it didn't die in vain, it's cooked now

Well kids, I think the lesson here is to never name your fish "fish sticks".

Filet-o-fish anyone?

But really how full do you think he got after eating a pet fish? Unless OP has a pet Yellow Fin Tuna I'm not thinking so

"Thanks for the fish finger, son" "What?"

So long, and thanks for all the fish?

42.

It's a fish.

52, no shit!

Yes, and being only a fish, it's not a very traumatic experience to have one die.

Well if it's a fish you've had for over a year, you grow attached to it. Like any other pet

56 - I can see your point, but a fish isn't like a dog or a cat where they play with you, are there for you when your sad, and cuddle with you when you're tired. A fish just gets nothing but some good ol' R&R in it's tank while you feed it, and therefore a fish doesn't deserve as much sentimental value as a dog or a cat does.

I understand where you're coming from, however, some people do become very attached to their fish. I don't think it's fair of you to assume people don't become attached to them just because fish are not valued pets to you.

I never said fish were worthless. I've had fish, and have loved them. But when they died, I simply accepted it and moved on right away. All I'm saying is that fish don't deserve the sentimental value of something that can actually interact with you.

I've had three fish and the first time I got them I was ecstatic! They were really interesting and pretty little creatures(: but when they passed on, I didn't even really care. /:

66- Well, as I am allergic to cats and dogs I can't have any. So I loved Fishy a lot!

Get a bunny.

56, who said fish don't do tricks, my fish could swim, jump through a flaming hoop, juggle chainsaws, and speak fluent in every language. hell I even jacked off with my fish

I was sad when Snaily and Fishy died. :'( I still have my cat, Rut, and my chinchilla, Chillie. :)

when you spend 50+ dollars on a fish 500+ on the set up and it lives for 10+ years and you watch it grow up your going to be attached

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Agreed :D

Lucky for you, fish do not have the mental compacity to understand what is happening and it'd all be over in a second.

Hmm.... Well, in that case, not so much lucky for me, lucky for him.

yes, but fish can feel pain- pain which would of been awful as it's cells burst as it heated. :(

it's actually really sad :( I totally I agree with you poor fishie

Heh. Win!

Cockroaches?

babies?

92 - He said, "Babies"