Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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Comments (104)
Fluffydemise 18
Next time you run, take a banner with you that reads 'if you don't put your dick away, yes you, the guy furiously spanking it, I will personally come and chop it off' Or, idk, you could call the police. On the dad and the son, they both sound creepy and weird.
kelloggg 8
That's disgusting and not your fault. If his son hasn't learned to control himself around women by that age he doesn't have much hope.
sandyclaus 15
Yeah... Like your RUNNING is the problem.
catanita 18
Jogg in front of his house. The street is not his to tell you what to do.
lolita88_fml 27
That could be dangerous. Too much temptation could get OP assaulted.
Sarairwin49 22
what?...I would tell my creepy neighbor to stop watching me...
awkwardology 23
Don't let him tell you not to jog - tell his son not to jerk off!
Llama_Face89 34
That's like telling a bird not to fly.
Dallyni 22
How sick!
phoneYuNOlisten 16
That's just messed up on so many levels...
blueeyedann 6
I bet he's the one op
challan 19
I agree. It's the dad wanking off!
Hutch1965 6
You can jog in my neighborhood any time you want.