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That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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I find it hilarious that the idea behind this complex is so fucked up, most FMLers need only write the name of it followed by a question mark to achieve the powerful joke that's underlying.

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69, in simple terms, Oedipus Complex is when someone is sexually attracted to their mother. In non-simple terms, it has to do with (I think) the third stage of sexual growth, where the boy is in direct competition with his father for the mother. Normally, kids grow out of it, but if they have father issues sometimes it can remain into their adult years.

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If you really want to know..he's probably using them like a gym sock.. Now if you don't know why guys use a sock, well, don't worry about it.

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It may get him excited to know a woman's breasts were inside it. Kinda creepy about it being his mom's, though.

That's the weirdest thing mother/son bonding experience possible. I can't even offer any helpful advice on how to handle this situation. I do not know how to help you. Buy him a new bra maybe? I am also genuinely concerned as to how you discovered this particularly disturbing fact.

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Didn't mean to write "thing" before mother. Oops, I got so caught up in the creepy whirlpool of weirdness that I forgot how to use words. Sorry.

O.o Odd, interesting, and sadly disturbing. I'm not really sure how you want to start a conversation with your offspring about politely refraining ftom using your personal clothing as a sperm receptical. ;p Good luck with that one, Op.

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Yeah, the kind of imagination that makes you key out blood curdling screams as shadows come to kill you in the night, or babble nonsense at people in the street while wearing a heap of dirty rags. Oh, the beauty of the human mind!

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There is a fetish where ppl want to be eaten alive during sex and/or eat their partner during sex

As awkward as this is going to be, you really need to sit down with him about this and explain whyyyy this is not acceptable behavior. People develop complexes from this sort of thing.

I'm still trying to figure out if he's been fapping into the bra or wearing it while fapping. Not that either is any less creepy than the other.

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Possibly caressing it while fapping? Yeah you need you stop this before he turns into doctor koop from Nurse Jackie grabbing women's boobs whenever he gets nervous without realizing it.

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