Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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Comments (104)
toneeangel 22
Tell him 2 f*** off. But now I'd jst watch out for the pedobear
RedPillSucks 33
We should start our own telethon. "Please give now. Operators are too busy to take your call. their hands are tired"
RedPillSucks 33
So, in the 30 seconds it takes for you to jog by his house, he's spanked himself into an ejaculary rage?
JesseAttack 21
Unless the guy in question has some sort of handicap and that you're jogging IN FRONT of their home all day... Even then, shouldn't tell YOU what to do.
spottyblanket 8
Inform the police. T
LegolasPrincess 10
He can't tell you where you can and can't jog, he doesn't own the sidewalk.
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
Don't shake the kid's hand
lolita88_fml 27
He's 28, he's not a kid. OP is his junior by ten years.
dannnngthatsux 19
No one else has said it. The son has to be doing it out in the open, in front of a window. He can be arrested for that- if some young kids came by and saw him doing that, sex offender city. Tell the Dad he'll need to reign in his son.
love_me_electric 20
If the window is chest level or higher no one would see anything inappropriate. He could also just be peeking though the blinds.
mccrightp 29
The son sounds like he has developmental issues. If you keep getting caught at age 28, you're not very creative. It might be wise to listen to the dad on this. Get some mace too.
October3461 12
Take that as a compliment! I'm kidding no thats gross instead you should run elsewhere for safety reasons op.