Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
simplysarcastics 26
Exactly, its his son that needs to be told what to do. He has a issue and is perversely watching a young girl. Creep. Keep being healthy op and get your jog on; just avoid that creeps house, find a cool park or another route.
Dramori 29
@11 - he has an issue or he has a tissue? :)
simplysarcastics 26
#15 haha gross. I guess he has both! Lol
Treveyon56 14
This would be funnier and creepier if OP was a guy.
joeyl1990 28
why?
aka_Specs 7
I'm sorry but the 28 year old dickwad, needs to get his shit together and move out. Running around the neighborhood trying to better yourself is a lot more practical. Tell the father to go **** himself
TheDrifter 24
The father does have a point though, a change of route might be good. Avoid the creepy wanker's house before he gets bold and turns into the creepy kidnapper.
Little4Bear 10
His father has no point. What he needs to do is tell his pervert of a son to stop being a creeper, other than telling OP to stop jogging in the neighborhood. This 28 year old must have a sad life.
RedPillSucks 33
I think you're missing the 2nd point of TheDrifters comment. It's like saying, don't go to this neighborhood cause you might get robbed. No one responses "well tell those people to quit robbing someone". OP might be prudent to jog a safer, less creepy route.
queerdragon 20
RedPill has a good point. The father warned her about and she should, for her safety, pick another route to jog on. It is not saying the son is winning, it is taking precautionary measures.
Misuiko 2
I agree.
tannara 12
Tell him to close his ******* blinds
ball_crusher 4
women should not be forced to change our lives as a "precaution". start telling boys not to ******* harass us.
joeyl1990 28
You're a ******* idiot. Thank god that telling people killing was bad stopped murder.
Angel_of_Night 10
Three words, dude: Call the Cops!
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
AKGirlinSD 20
Yep! His dad will always protect his son, even if his son is doing really awful things. Nothing ever good comes out of those situations.
judea95 16
Exactly! Maybe he should protect his son by removing the door from his room so he can't be a pervert.
little_excel 5
I think it's more like the other way around when his son keeps walking on on him
WaltzingPhanthom 23
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Ksweety_fml 27
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK???
MsSoulReaper 27
Why do you have to stop? His son needs to control himself.
NoFlippinWai 24
Actually, The son (however, gross) is not out of his legal rights. Op is over 18. Op is outside and has no legal right not to be watched. The Son is not exposing himself to, forcing himself on, or contacting op in anyway. So the son is within the law, sadly. The father doesnt want to condone the behavior or have it encouraged (or escalate), so if nothing else the father was looking out to protect Op. It probably took a lot of courage to tell you and admit his son is a creeper. That is not to say op is doing anything wrong except being sexy, sadly it is not legally persuable.
zawesomee 14
Tbh, I would rather jog somewhere else than jogging there and knowing that creep is watching me.
FMLkoala 28
He can't tell you what to do
MikeonFML 17
Yeah, this is America!
SanpakuEyes 18
While I agree that he shouldn't tell you not to jog, that's pretty creepy. I would continue to jog but take a different route.
TheDrifter 24
I think that's what the guy was saying in the first place, that it would be best if OP didn't jog past his house.
westcoastkp 13
Maybe she wears very provocative clothing while jogging? Which she should also take into consideration.
Wiag 8
agreed
SunAndMoon427 12
So she should have to be hot and uncomfortable because this guy is a perv? No, not at all. Even if she jogs in shorts and a sports bra, that's her choice and gives him no rights to treat her as a sex object like he has been. She shouldn't have to change her clothes because of him, her jogging route, yes, but her choice of clothing does not mean it's okay...it seriously makes me sad when I see girls sit and **** shame other girls.
OldSleaze 4
lolk
Mynameislinh 24
How does his son manage to do this, without anyone seeing him through the blinds (besides his dad, of course)?
Wakachulak 22
First floor?
iAlissa 34
There's these window clear boxes called windows...
Little4Bear 10
Why does this even matter?! It's PERVERTED!
westcoastkp 13
I was wondering how long he even sees her run? If she's running fast, it probably takes 10 seconds for her to pass the house?!
AllThingsBright_ 11
That's how long he probably lasts anyway.
JennyK1414 13
At least you know now to stay away from that block! That's disgusting.
Lennox_B 8
Lol that's just gross
reveal 10
say's the girl in her underwear
Llama_Face89 34
So? Not like you can really tell without creeping on her profile..
Jasper1405 16
Well in a certain way he is just inspired by your sportive behaviour to start doing some right arm exercise of his own