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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

By misc - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:06 / United States
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By  haleyashton  |  0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

By  deeznutzismine  |  0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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By  bradley5055  |  0

eww like nvr use that again

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  spitball1074  |  2

Why not??? Incest is yummy. Mmmmm. How'd she taste? I mean, it can't have been her first time using that thing rite? Prolly just the first time you saw her using it. =p

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  paopao2  |  0

haha ithere u a guy or u a lesbien

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  Pawned71  |  0

LOL I wouldve let the dog go sniff her pussy and that would make the dog want to hump her that would teach her...

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  iBanana  |  17

Incest is disgusting. Cain and Eve HAD to reproduce.

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  drewgreenan  |  0

this is such a turn on I love masturbation it's healthy and just a stress reliever and if you were to jokingly buy your Sis a. viberator she would be grateful

By  deeznutzismine  |  0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

By  haleyashton  |  0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

By  MCart_fml  |  0

12, I don't think you understand the mechanics involved.. I somehow doubt she was using the brush end. Regardless, time to donate that one to her and get a new one.

By  MCart_fml  |  0

Thankfully not about the sister part, I'm an only child. But I have had a kinky roommate who went on a drunken rant about her boyfriend's electric toothbrush one time... FML?

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