Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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Comments (104)
lolita88_fml 27
Take a different route from now on, avoid the son, don't talk to the father. Also, get an unfit, male, overweight friend to come jogging with you. The sweat and jiggles of fat-rolls should wilt any rager.
lolita88_fml 27
He mightn't be disabled at all, you have no proof of that. He could be a perfectly healthy pervert who knows damn well what he's doing and isn't going to stop. Until OP informs us as to whether or not this 28 year old male has a disability, you cannot just cry out 'he's disabled!'
MrGeekBoi 2
Nice to be appreciated... But seriously what person has the time to ********** to completion when it takes someone less than a minute to jog past a house?
martin8337 36
Hair trigger?
KingreX32 21
so you can't jog because you're neighbors son is a loser. Wow some people.
maronofhearts 19
Yeah why jog at all if you can't go by that house the dad is so mean for telling you that it's safer for you to jog a different way People in these comments are clueless the dad is protecting her isn't that obvious He's not saying dont jog he's saying dont go this way unless you want to be in the sons spank bank
BFons 19
That guy is such a creeper.
MortenM 17
Take it as a compliment. At least now you know that you're his type. ;)
dvl2035 10
You must be pretty damn hot! :) but that's still creepy AF.
gixiuz 6
Like a bauwz
Ashley868 10
Why is he still living at home? He must be a low life loser.
queerdragon 20
Touching his dick aside, the economy sucks. Some people have to move back home from choices beyond their control.
saidoh_fml 26
Or he could have some sort of disability.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your neighbor is an enabler.