Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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Comments (104)
Shade1982 21
Yeah, I'm going to need photographic evidence of you to be able to judge this :)...
CTutterow10 2
that's wrong on so many levels.
drshn 22
Everybody here seems to concentrate on the father or pervert son. Look on the bright side, you must be really beautiful. But you Area Still young so stay away from that pervert.
someguy314159265 15
I am among the crowd who supports the father. He informed you of what was going on to prevent things from escalating further. Perhaps he may have tried to discipline his son, but there's no disciplining a 28-year-old man, to be honest. Be glad he warned you, although I do agree that something may have to be done about the son.
everyman2696 8
U must be hot and have good ****
loltbhno 6
I'd flip the creeper off everytime i walked by his house.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Oh well that's not creepy at all. *Sarcasm*
fantasyworld 39
I think the father was just informing OP about what was going on and saying for her to consider a safer route. He though should be talking to his son about it. He should have kicked his son out ages ago.
weebs101 12
Your neighbour is a dick. You shouldn't have to stop jogging because of his 23 year old son who can't control himself. He should be focusing on getting his son to behave better rather then getting you to stop exercising. What a dick.
kitttkattt 10
at least your neighbor was nice enough to tell you