By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

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Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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Who's he going to tell, exactly? If you have a partner, they most likely know, and probably lend a hand occasionally. Unless they've become prudes since having a kid/s. If you do have other kids, explain that it's natural. If he tells your friends, they shouldn't give two shits, because you're an adult. Same goes for your own parents, assuming they're still on this Earth. And if he tells his friends, he'll embarrass himself more than you, because no kid should boast about witnessing their parent(s) sexual activities. Stop caving in, and punish the little shit for blackmailing you. Be a parent.

YOU'RE THE PARENT. Act like it. Own your sexuality/sexual needs and take away the little bugger's leverage. Plus, I'm sure you have naked bathtub photos.

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YOU'RE THE PARENT. Act like it. Own your sexuality/sexual needs and take away the little bugger's leverage. Plus, I'm sure you have naked bathtub photos.

Who's he going to tell, exactly? If you have a partner, they most likely know, and probably lend a hand occasionally. Unless they've become prudes since having a kid/s. If you do have other kids, explain that it's natural. If he tells your friends, they shouldn't give two shits, because you're an adult. Same goes for your own parents, assuming they're still on this Earth. And if he tells his friends, he'll embarrass himself more than you, because no kid should boast about witnessing their parent(s) sexual activities. Stop caving in, and punish the little shit for blackmailing you. Be a parent.

Stopson caught me and his mom having sex. Tried to blackmail us to his Aunt and even his own sister because shes more protective of her mom than he. Didn't work. I'm an adult, he cant hold that leverage. As long as his mom and I are consenting adults that's none of his business. He shouldn't have been trying to find anything out and try to hold anything against us. So moral of my story is man up. It's normal, it happens. He has no reason to even try to say anything about it. Worst case is he should just wish he had some brain bleach to unsee that.

In other words, he’s jerking you around? It’s unacceptable! You need to choke that chicken shit or spank that monkey.

Thought he was alone So he fiddled with his stick Oops! You need a hand?

idiot, you're the one with the power. duh

If you are old enough to have a son, you are old enough to know how to use a door lock.

Not all interior doors have locks. I lived in an apartment where there was 2 bedrooms and only 1 had a lock. Also some locks are really easy to open. At my grandma's house, they're all key locks but you can use anything hard (ex/ kid safety scissors) to twist the key slot to pop it open.

So, basically you're teaching your son that masturbation is a dirty secret? Seriously, act like a responsible adult and parent your child.

Turn it around and blackmail him saying he was trying to peek at you masturbating. It'll shut him right up.

Either you’re extremely religious and this is a concern for you or you were getting into Sultan that would be considered either really kinky or taboo to hold it over you if not you’re an idiot grow up