Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years-old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
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flashback.miss 28
What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?
shellzy 20
Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.
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Comments (104)
Wizardo 34
1. His son has no finesse 2. He seriously needs to sort his life out 3. You probably could get an officer to give him a warning as a deterrent at least, maybe that will work.
Wakachulak 22
Officer? For whacking off in your own house? Hell, if that was a crime, I'd be doing life with no parole by now!
Treveyon56 14
But the fact that the son is jacking off to watching OP could be reason enough. This wouldn't be the first time an officer was called for this.
NoFlippinWai 24
No. Its Not. The son is within his rights.
Wizardo 34
Yes he is within his rights as he is in his own house, however he's jacking off to OP and now she knows and if she feels uncomfortable about it she's within her rights to tell an officer, not to arrest him but maybe to cite him. That's all.
Llama_Face89 34
Dudes doing nothing wrong in the eyes of the law. There's nothing OP can do legally short if a restraining order.
mealsonwheels 12
What is wrong with you OP, jogging in your own neighborhood making all the liitle 28 year old kids who live with their parents jack off. Shame on you.
XanderScythe 11
Today, my son jacked off to a girl running down the street. Even though I demanded she stop, she won't and she thinks I'm in the wrong. FML
Mightytall 35
What a creep ... actually two creeps. The dad is a creep too, for making his sons obsession your problem. You are supposed to be able to run around freely doing your thing and not have to worry about assholes whacking off watching you. Talk to the police and or a counsellor for sexual harassment. This sounds like a stalking/rape case in the making.
Dracoboxer357 36
16- You know, it doesn't sound like the father's really all that creepy to me. I kinda got this visual of a guy at his wit's end about what to do with his deeply disturbed son that he keeps finding masturbating to anything even remotely female, and in desperation, wants to remove the temptation before anything Could happen to her. He could just be looking out for her safety, if not dignity, in a way. :p
NoFlippinWai 24
#20, I agree. The father is probably embarrassed. The son is within legal rights. The father doesnt want it to escalate, so he does the most logical and embarrassing thing, admit the son is a creeper. Infork the person he is spying on and hope they change their route. US law is kinda stupid in the way that there is no way to prevent dievant behavior until after they have hurt someone.
ninad7 12
that's disturbing
Avenueoftrees 15
Why would he tell you what his son is doing? You have some creepy neighbours!
NoFlippinWai 24
to hope Op changes the route so the behavior doesnt turn violent.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow your neighbor had some serious issues if he seriously thinks that this is in any way your fault smh what an idiot.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
What a perverted kid your neighbour has- Wha? He's 28? ... ... ... What a perverted kid your neighbour has.
lbrown66 12
FYL OP! It must be terrible to have people find you attractive!
Fluffydemise 18
So you would be flattered if some guy was secretly spanking the monkey to the sight of you in some spandex? Kudos to you, it's hard finding positives in bad situations. Most people would find that pretty ******* creepy!
siggy_mcsigx 22
You don't know how many times I had to read this because I thought OP was a guy
SexyQueen0905 24
OP could be. There is no gender symbol at the top of the page. Personally, I also imagined him as a guy. Makes it funnier.
Trooper665 4
Yup, guy has issues. Great parentin' too, blame someone else for his actions instead of correctin' his 28-year old ass. Continue to run.
RedPillSucks 33
The parent is not blaming OP, simply making OP aware of the situation so that if she (he?) chooses to and is creeped out, she would take a different/safer route.