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Ydi y coz u r a bitch coz u have camel toe coz ur bf is dickhead coz he has gf like u coz u blower him coz u like to be cozy coz u spill it here coz it gets published coz the mods who modd it suck like u(cmon y all dumb shits get selected while they reject the good one) coz I feel u desereve it coz u wasted my time readin it coz u wasted my iPhone battery coz am out of coz..
Um, that didn't make any sense whatsoever. Your comment perfectly forwards the stereotype that Rednecks are unintelligent. Just because a woman masturbates does not make them a wannabe American. When a woman believes that when "terrorists" attack a building, and that the official explanation of thatday, cannot be allowed by the current laws of physics; when a woman believes that, it makes them a wannabe American, because almost all Americans are idiots.
there are many people who wish they were Americans. all of my candian friends wish they were American and lived in the US. I unfortunatly live in surrey, greater Vancouver, and it's a fuckin dump. there's like mansions everywhere now, but there's garbage all over the place and there's drugs and gangs and shootings everywhere. I used to live in Seattle and tht was WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY nicer then thus shithole. Canada sucks =<
223, No, America is NOT a continent. NORTH America is, South America is, and Central America is. It's the United States of America, or internationally known as America or the Unites States. The US has its problems and its idiots, but not all of us are like that. All countries have those people, America just gets a bad rap about their idiots because they're a major (if not the top) world power.
I'm an citizen of the United States I don't believe we're all idiots. However, many of the idiots are very vocal about their opinions (i.e., everyone above me saying "EVERY1 WANTS 2 B AMERICAN CUZ FREEDOM"). So instead of generalizing an entire country based off a few zealots, think twice and be considerate please :)
hahahaha, tell that bitch to move her sons room or get soundproof walls
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If this bitch feels the urge to exaggerate orgasms by screaming like a faking pornstar whore. well then she better find another way to make up for her insecurities of her body , and her bfs. See, what happens is. When a chick feels her body is'nt hot enough she exaggerates and screams to arouse the guy. and maybe the guy is a loser in bed and she is trying to make him feel better.
OH you know what the KID SHOULD DO?! It would be hilarious if whenever they have sex, the should play some religious preeching on youtube about how sex is bad. turn up the volume so fucking loud. That would freak them out so much, lets see them contiunue with sex. Or just play his music so loud so that THEY CAN't SLEEP.
Agreed! Its her problem not yours, unless your screams are loud enough to be over the noise nuiscance laws, I dunno about Quebec, but in London, come 11pm you haveta keep it down. And i dont think your screams are gonna be over the limit when the man from the council comes out with the decibel meter. (He may however make several trips with recording equipment i guess ;) Tell her to be a proper parent and reassure her child. No need for her to go into details of why its nothing to worry about, just that its okay. Sounds to me like this woman's problem is that this particular situation isn't covered by whatever TV show she parks her children in front of to educate them, so she's at a loss.
HAHA classic Simpson moment with Homer and Marge keeping the Flanders awake all night.