By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 704
You deserved it 10 242

Same thing different taste

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The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.


Awkward... But at least it's your own place so you do have a right to privacy.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

#3 - It's his OWN PLACE. Why would he need to lock doors?

FYLDeep 25

Didn't you read the FML? Shit can still happen. Locks are a good precautionary measure regardless of where/how you live.

vip3r20 8

who doesn't lock doors? I mean really do you not lock your front door?

Ozone1232 5

I don't lock my doors. But if someone walks in on me, I just stare them in the eye and finish.

Agree with 38, she probably has the keys, but she shouldn't come unnanounced...

JayBear14 11

Sounds like Jim from American Pie :P

Horcruxer 0

Yea why would he lock his doors!? He likes Canada style

60- don't make fun of Canadiens. there's lots of them here.

eili_fml 0

am I the only one who this has never happened to?

51, Plenty of people give their neighbours or family keys on the off chance that there is an emergency or they have locked themselves out. Common sense is still around, you just don't know about it because apparently you lack it.

ChronicBluntz420 7

Try locking your doors next time. Be happy it was your mom and not an armed felon.

FYLDeep 25

I bet if it was an armed felon the OP would have just shoot him in the face.

No FYLDeep, you got it right the first time.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1
thiscrazything 1

Sorry guys, it's past tense. Which means it is shot. Just kind of gross what he would have shot him with.

And - suddenly ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace" is playing in my head...

Assuming the front door wasn't locked, it wouldn't make any difference. People don't have the right to enter another persons property unless permitted by the owner. The mother was in the wrong regardless of the situation unless they had organised for her to come by previously, end of story. Locking the door is irrelevant.

Guys guys, I was being sarcastic because he didn't edit his own post, instead he made a new one like I just did.


Have you hear of this great invention. It's called a lock.

Maybe he's claustrofobic while jacking. I am, that's why I whack outside. Behind the bushes near the kindergarden.


Maybe the kindergarten should get a lock and keep everyone inside.

desireev 17
dyble95 0

Have you Heard of this great invention. It's called a key.

AlyssaDemo13 0

That's not weird at all.... O.o

Snafuusmc 12
sinking_fish 12

5- Unless his mom has a key.. Not sure why she would.. But maybe she does! Btw, on a completely random note, thank you for your service!

usmcore 0

It makes me proud to be an American and in the service when I witness people being patriotic to soldiers.

kickazz16 15

Your mother should really learn how to knock.

Well served for not doing anything productive with that time. And yeah well, for not locking your door.

OhLohd111 11

I believe OP didn't want to do anything productive, hence why he was fapping rather than having unprotected sex with a woman.

The way to flip the awkwardness, stare right at her and go faster. She'll learn to knock.

btstig 11

This made me LoL. Thank you kind sir.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his ******' dick.

Hilarious comment!! But any parent that can stand there long enough to have their son stare at them and go faster while catching them ********** is disturbed!!

The_Otter1 1

LMFAO!!!! Couldn't stop laughing at this visual image!!!!!!!

SimoneDymond 3

Lol 86 is fo_86 Am I the only one to notice that O.o

linkinpark98 23

Lol..why was your mom there in the first place?

btstig 11

That is between him, his mom, and a therapist to be named later.

bizarre_ftw 21

Same basic principle now as when you were 14: Lock Your Damn Door!!!

NullPointer 20

It's very likely that his mom has a key to his place, and figures she doesn't need to knock.


In that case he should change the locks

lrgenesis 19

I suggest you learn to lock and your mom learn to knock or your mom will walk in on you jacking your ****.