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Didn't you read the FML? Shit can still happen. Locks are a good precautionary measure regardless of where/how you live.

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51, Plenty of people give their neighbours or family keys on the off chance that there is an emergency or they have locked themselves out. Common sense is still around, you just don't know about it because apparently you lack it.

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Assuming the front door wasn't locked, it wouldn't make any difference. People don't have the right to enter another persons property unless permitted by the owner. The mother was in the wrong regardless of the situation unless they had organised for her to come by previously, end of story. Locking the door is irrelevant.

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Guys guys, I was being sarcastic because he didn't edit his own post, instead he made a new one like I just did.

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Maybe he's claustrofobic while jacking. I am, that's why I whack outside. Behind the bushes near the kindergarden.

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5- Unless his mom has a key.. Not sure why she would.. But maybe she does! Btw, on a completely random note, thank you for your service!

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It makes me proud to be an American and in the service when I witness people being patriotic to soldiers.

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I believe OP didn't want to do anything productive, hence why he was fapping rather than having unprotected sex with a woman.

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Hilarious comment!! But any parent that can stand there long enough to have their son stare at them and go faster while catching them masterbate is disturbed!!

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