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Hahahaha danggggg
Pedobear approves.
Isn't he a little too young to be wankin that little thing...
I wouldn't care if it was in the frozen food section, but if it was in the electronics then I'd be worried
lead by your actions, not by your words
Today, an fml thread taught me different phrases for masturbation.
#50, I think what they're trying to say is that masturbation is a natural thing that happens, no matter what age the person is. We don't necessarily want to see it, but it's simply expected that everyone masturbates at one point or another.
I hate when parents sugar coat punishments, not polite? Grotesque little monster
what is happening to this generation?
Petting the one eyed snake. Churning the butter. Releasing the kraken. Dambusting. Cleaning the pipes.
^Don't forget choking the chicken and spanking the ferret!
My two year old plays with himself all the time I try make him stop but it's not that easy
tell him thats the wrong poosay to be fapping to.
Why did I get so many thumbs down you foigs
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
sooo...
It's actually perfectly normal, not in public obviously, but when kids feel something they like, they're going to do it. They don't know it's sexual or what "sexual" even is.
My brother (who's 11) imitated this FML when I was at a store with him. Unfortunately my FML about it was rejected. No one cares about the crap in my life (lol). I have 56 perfectly fine rejected FMLs.
Ya that was like me 5th grade and I started shaving o_o
Can they even ejaculate at that age
They grow up so fast :')
Omg! This just made My day! Everyone at work looked at me for bursting out laughing!
7 year olds can wank? yuo learn something new everyday
I hope you realize that kids don't think sexually they just thing it feels good, even babies practice a sort of masturbation.
I was so excited that you said fisting was okay in public now, that I didn't read the second half of your comment. To say the least, I was very embarrassed, especially when those mothers at the local park started beating me with their purses and umbrellas for "tainting their kids" or whatever. I hope you're happy with yourself sir!
that second part of your message (the part about "thumbing") could be taken in several ways ;)
Yeah. That's normal. (e.e)
I don't know if you are being sarcastic or if you are just retarded :s Somebody really needs to come up with a font for sarcasm
Dude his profile picture is M.J. do you think what the man has to say will not be sarcasm? :P
Says the guy with the MJ picture...
I'm a girl. And michael is very normal. Some idiots can't understand sarcasm. (e.e)
Ha! A girl? Yeah, right! Everyone know that there are no girls on the internet! There maybe typing dogs with opposable thumbs, talking monkeys, weird teens or old men who pretend to be girls, and of course men. But never has there been a girl on the internet, give it up, opposable thumbed dog, we know your secret!
MJ was normal? I hope THAT was sarcasm.
His user name has 2 boy names in it...
Thanks #187. :). To everybody else. Sorry my ****** and boobs made me think I was a girl. My bad.
Pics or your lying...just saying.
Almost as awkward as your comment.
Almost as awkward as YOUR comment. Oh, are we not playing this game?
Almost as awkward as....... Shit. I got nothing. *awkward turtle*
I will get the mud and then you can start fighting!
@91 And what sort of chemicals would be that lets kids grow up faster? Would be interessting to hear your assumptions ...
Haha .... not .... Wasnt funny. You really should start working on your sarcasm skills. I think they are around "novice".
Jesus Christ those chemicals are making people sarcasm impaired as well, I don't care for precocious kids, but a world without sarcasm? It's gonna be a sad world.
These fights wouldn't have happened if you guys stopped being sarcastic, lolol.
I know a lot of people who started young, before they even know what sex is. Toddlers even constantly play with themselves without knowing what it is. It's just nature.
168- The context that the replies were in, leans heavily on sarcasm. Labeling everything you write with marks or hash tags is just like stating the obvious. If people paid any attention to the context or wording in replies, then we wouldn't need to label everything like a bunch of raving OCD lunatics.
My two year old often walks around with her hands down her trousers or skirt I do have to make her stop
52 - He means choking the chicken and by that I mean jacking off and by that I mean masturbating.
dont forget "burp the worm" "beat the stepchild" "take PALMela out" "consult professor Hans Jerkov" "play tug of war with cyclops" "corral the tadpoles" "audition the finger puppets" "squeeze the snake" "rub the dome" "whale on the whale" "milk the manly udder" and "fap the cap"
Wow, "Punch the Munchkin" sounds really painful.
Yeahhh...like wtf???
I call YDI parents for letting him watch **** and not watching over him, or YDI school full of 7 year olds jacking off
I call ydi on Yahoo wizard for never enjoying a nice **** segment.
Your a ******* moron. Toddlers and babies **********, not because they think sexually but because it feels good to them, quit assuming things dumb ass!
Boys get boners in the womb...
No wonder. You can see Kirsten Dunst's tit's in that scene.
17 I get them in your moms womb
That was probably the best "your mom" joke I have ever heard. Lol!
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7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
Kids...they start so young these days