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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

By Gothicbunnyx3 / Tuesday 21 February 2012 01:43 / United States
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By  mejiiaa  |  0

Hahahaha danggggg

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Isn't he a little too young to be wankin that little thing...

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  blackheart24  |  10

48- So you're saying that if you were out at the store and you walked by a 7 year old, who happens to be chokin the chicken in the frozen food section, it wouldn't phase you at all? You would just keep walkin as if it was a part of everyday routine? Interesting.

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  redbluegreen  |  40

#50, I think what they're trying to say is that masturbation is a natural thing that happens, no matter what age the person is. We don't necessarily want to see it, but it's simply expected that everyone masturbates at one point or another.

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  simgar98  |  0

sooo...

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  Googoo27  |  12

My brother (who's 11) imitated this FML when I was at a store with him. Unfortunately my FML about it was rejected. No one cares about the crap in my life (lol). I have 56 perfectly fine rejected FMLs.

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  mrperson12345  |  2

Ya that was like me 5th grade and I started shaving o_o

By  94yhy  |  8

Other sexual activities are fine though, right?

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I was so excited that you said fisting was okay in public now, that I didn't read the second half of your comment. To say the least, I was very embarrassed, especially when those mothers at the local park started beating me with their purses and umbrellas for "tainting their kids" or whatever. I hope you're happy with yourself sir!

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Ha! A girl? Yeah, right! Everyone know that there are no girls on the internet! There maybe typing dogs with opposable thumbs, talking monkeys, weird teens or old men who pretend to be girls, and of course men. But never has there been a girl on the internet, give it up, opposable thumbed dog, we know your secret!

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  xCrazyMexican  |  4

MJ is dead now SHUT THE FUCK UP god damn

By  SnowWhite32  |  3

Awkward!!!! :/

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  cBlackout  |  13

Almost as awkward as your comment.

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  fthislyfe  |  22

Bitch please, I started fantasizing about crazy stuff when I was 4!

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  JurassicHole  |  5

I think 72 was just being sarcastic/joking around. No reason to go off on her with an assumption. :/ As for the FML, just like everyone else I'm stuck on the being only 7 part. Damn chemicals in fast food these days, turning kids into sex craving maniacs left and right!

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  Xianthos  |  2

@91 And what sort of chemicals would be that lets kids grow up faster? Would be interessting to hear your assumptions ...

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  Xianthos  |  2

Haha .... not .... Wasnt funny. You really should start working on your sarcasm skills. I think they are around "novice".

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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

Jesus Christ those chemicals are making people sarcasm impaired as well, I don't care for precocious kids, but a world without sarcasm? It's gonna be a sad world.

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  smallory42  |  0

These fights wouldn't have happened if you guys stopped being sarcastic, lolol.

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  JurassicHole  |  5

168- The context that the replies were in, leans heavily on sarcasm. Labeling everything you write with marks or hash tags is just like stating the obvious. If people paid any attention to the context or wording in replies, then we wouldn't need to label everything like a bunch of raving OCD lunatics.

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  slayfire122  |  19

When I was 7, I still thought girls had a ballsack and was confused about how they would pee without a penis. Times have changed a lot in 10 years.

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By 'doing it' I assume you mean........SEX

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  MineIsBigger  |  5

dont forget "burp the worm" "beat the stepchild" "take PALMela out" "consult professor Hans Jerkov" "play tug of war with cyclops" "corral the tadpoles" "audition the finger puppets" "squeeze the snake" "rub the dome" "whale on the whale" "milk the manly udder" and "fap the cap"

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  yahoowizard  |  16

I call YDI parents for letting him watch porn and not watching over him, or YDI school full of 7 year olds jacking off

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  shanemcunt  |  10

Boys get boners in the womb...

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Apparently you have never been around a baby boy enough to see the fountain effect of them urinating with an erection while attempting to change a diaper. Children typically start masterbating at a very young age, then stop til puberty as a result of societal shaming.

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