Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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Top comments
alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
rachel_h 14
Hey i wouldnt mind that!! I love my nikki
cheesybacon1000 4
WHY ARE YOU COMING HERE??!?!?!?!?! IT'S ******* COLDDDD!!! GO BACK! GO BACK NOWWW
YesIAmPlease 4
LISTEN TO #73 I'M IN MY HOUSE AND FREEZING!!!!!! (Of course that could be because I'm in the only room without good heating.)
chanellgymnast 17
She's a "stupid hoe".
Kennuckle_fml 6
My mom is really open minded to other people's opinion. For example if I told my mom that her replaying music constantly is bothering me. She would be fine to change or just listen to the radio. Talk to her about it :-)
StanSmith2013 26
You do realise that if you enter motor city playing that shit, you will be shot. Don't you?
KingReppin956 15
Everybody there listens to garbage ass big sean & eminem so its ok. Theyre bad too
danial1214 21
Eminem is a amazing rapper. He has a huge vocabulary and doesnt brag about what he has because growing up the only thing he had was rap. I think he is an inspiration to people that look to the feeling and message in music for support when times get tough.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Yeah, cause being a homophobic, misogynistic, drug addicted failure is something that everyone should aspire to be!
killatrev 4
What kind of person does not have an iPod, fyl for not having one. So my best advice would be go get an iPod and put music on it.
bott_fml 4
People who have no money for one.
Pyapi 20
People are now telling others they deserve to listen to crappy music because they don't own an iPod! Sounds wonderful -.-
jasin13 5
Why in Hell would you be going to Michigan for Spring Break. That's like going to Mexico in August. Counterproductive.
mif_fml 27
Or you could be to going to spring break with your mom.
lottsogreen 3
Yea I have to agree that sucks that you had to listen to that cd a ton of times but also it's embarrassing that your mom listens to nicki manaj
armonicavita 13
When that happens there's only one solution. Listen up because I'm only saying it once. Lean over to the drivers seat take the steering wheel and very very calmly crash the car.