Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
maddiewoah 15
Nooo, OP come back and pick me up! I'm from SC too and I have family in Michigan!.. that sucks though, OP. I'm glad my mom doesn't know who Nicki Minaj is. She wouldn't like her anyway. Good luck with the rest of that trip..
profligatesoul 18
Only three hours to go. At least you're well over the hump.
dramaelf 37
I would have already thrown myself from the moving car, so you have remarkable self-control.
Kimmy7823 6
Quit hating on Michigan the cold isn't that bad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't think that's the OP's point...
Michael_92 20
Michigan is awesome. I love it here, but the snow is terrible. The spring/summer/fall can't be beat. Just absolutely beautiful.
doodlecloud 27
59 - I don't think that was 49's point...she's talking to all the FML commenters.
MakinMills 12
Damn that sucks. Some of her songs are okay.
pmadNess 16
Your mom has put up with you since birth! How many times did she read the same book to you over and over in one sitting, or listen to shitty ditty bop kiddie records over and over? Shut up and let your mom have her time.
xeka 10
Lol get the hell outta here xD
pmadNess 16
Lighten up! It's a joke. Ya know, FML, the humorous website... Why has everyone forgotten that? But truly I'm right! His mother has spent numerous hours listening to his stuff... Give back time. Save your allowance and buy a device with headset and leave her be. Her car, her music...
upallnight11 19
Too bad she can't buy herself some taste.
upallnight11 19
*good taste
Subject752 8
im sorry, but who goes to Michigan on break? I live here and even i think its a bad idea......
rockfreak333 7
That just made me vomit a little in my mouth
Zebediabolical 45
YDI for taking your mom on spring break.
GingerNinja7 17
Maybe OP's, oh, i don't know, underage?