Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Your life really sucks, but not as much as Nicki Minaj's music.
naasatisfn 9
Nicki Minaj sucks. Literally.
outlawtorn96 4
Why would you want to go to Michigan, for spring break??
outoftown 27
This is when you draft the playlist for next year's spring break trip. Get mom's buy-in before the trip, if it's her car.
RadeonDerp 24
may god have mercy on your soul...
VasNormandy 14
Just huck them in a garbage on your next pee break. Or begin to sing along so badly your mom will be forced to turn it off to make you shut up.
Dalyn8912 12
Couldn't you just listen to the radio?
Jemm_fml 29
There is nothing you could have done to deserve this. FYL indeed.
KingReppin956 15
At least its not PSY lol
Drummerboy529 3
This would be a good time to have some metal....