By bear - 26/03/2013 11:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
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Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.

Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!

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Help her? I doubt even she would find Nicki Minaj appropriate for a funeral, even if she does like her.

I wouldn't be surprised if she would want to pick her..

Well, nothing says: 'you will be missed' like: 'you a stupid ho'!

Success4444 12

I wonder if Nikki Minaj will play her own music at her own funeral? Weird question, I know, but do music artists ever so that?

Actually believe it or not there are a few songs by her such as 'Save Me' 'Marilyn Monroe' 'Young Forever' and a few others that could be somewhat appropriate for a funeral or something similar. That's my opinion anyways, you guys can look them up and decide for yourselves.

Nicki minaj is never appropriate for anything

lexi365 20

"Can you hear that super bass!"

Life_is_FML 22

Problem solved OP! Nicki Minaj isn't music!

In my opinion the decision on whether she would be funeral appropriate music would be decided by whether or not that was what the deceased listened to. I mean funerals and memorials are supposed to be about honoring the person who has died, therefore I feel it would be inappropriate to play any music the deceased would not have listened to themselves. If they wouldn't want to hear it while alive, they wouldn't want to hear it at their funeral.

Everyone is quick to say that she is the worst thing to come to music but she does have a few songs that I would not consider horrible. I'm not saying she's a good musician but not all of her songs are terrible, contrary to popular belief.

At least it's not "Another one bites the dust". I think the relatives would be kinda angry.

Maybe they'll come back alive and die again!!

Starships... Were meant to DIIIIIIIE!

maxmex13 7

The girl is smart...the dead person will come back to life to turn off the music.

Just switch the music when you get there.

Or... Kill her!

Well, hopefully you've taught her enough morals that she knows that music wouldn't be appropriate for a funeral... unless the deceased also REALLY liked Nicki Minaj

fischerxx 10

Even if the deceased liked nicki it still wouldn't be appropriate for the grieving.

tsent8 15

If the deceased really liked Nikki Minaj she probably died of chronic teen girl syndrome. Ctgs victims often experience the uncontrollable urge to post pictures of the same thing In 52 different filters they have also been known to bitch about how bad their life is much to the disappointment of others. The deceased is in a better place now.

I recommend "Dance," by Big Sean and Nicki Minaj. The bereaved will thank you.

No, they'll just start decomposing in thier coffins right then and there.

yoursucklives 36

If she was picked, because she knew the deceased person very well, i'm sure she will find the right music. You can still ask her what her ideas are and give her tips.

has Minaj made your daughter dumb enough to completely forget that there's other music out there, more appropriate for a funeral? if no, you have nothing to worry about. if yes, I'm sorry but you failed as a parent.

She never said that her daughter picked Nicki already, but shes scared she will

Never underestimate stupid people

Nicki Minaj is a wonderful singer/rapper. Don't judge by what you hear

She's quit terrible actually. Her and the rest of YMCMB are contributing to the murder of hip-hop

So you're telling me "You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe" Is wonderful? How the hell is she even alive when all she rape about is money while rappers that actually rapped about real life (2pac & Biggie) are dead? WTF assassins?

#108, although I agree with your point, I must point out that verbs "to rape" and "to rap" carry dramatically different meanings.

#108 Oh my god I just barely noticed that! Stupid mini keyboard.

@114 - Generally, yes. "Rap" and "rape" typically have to dramatically different meanings. But I think in the case of Minaj, the two words can carry a similar definition. For example, "When Nicki Minaj raps, she rapes my ears"

This seems more like a F the deceased's life! Or death for that matter. Help her realize that there is Better music for this situation.

Between Nicki Minaj and Nickelback, I'm surprised I haven't keeled over from overexposure to pure crap. If she uses that music for the funeral, odds are you'll be dealing with a sudden epidemic.

Nickelback used to be good, but then they more or less sold out. I still would never compare the two as equally bad.

49- Who mentioned the Black Keys? And yeah, they're a step up from utter garbage. Are they good/fantastic? Depends on your opinion.

olpally 32

How come she gets to choose the music? Good lord, don't let her choose that! People will end up in the hospital after listening to that woman.

bamagrl410 31

I've never heard of someone being "selected" to choose music for a funeral. Especially a young child. Usually whoever is taking care of the arrangements picks something, and if they don't have anything in mind the funeral home offers suggestions.