Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML
Today, my daughter got selected to pick music for a funeral. She only listens to Nikki Minaj. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
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Top comments
alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
itsjusyme 11
Don't you have a MP3 player? Use it!
DDCA 24
I'm not sure what's worst. The fact that your mother would listen to Nicki Minaj, or the fact the Michigan would be on anyone's spring break destination list.
nani_rox 9
Why would you go to Michigan for a break!? It's still snowing here!!!
behady 4
Why in the hell would you come to Michigan for spring break
FightMyLiger 19
Michigan for Spring Break? It was snowing here yesterday. FYL indeed.
Ozxkar 6
You Ever heard of something called IPod and headphones? Or a regular MP3 player ? I'm sure you have a phone too. Use pandora or something . It doesn't have to be that dramatic. Good luck mate.
WeskersSexslave 15
I'm so..sorry.. that's just terrible! next time buy face melting metal cd's instead
kkrazyangel 16
Spring break + mom... Yup, good idea indeed!
thisisFMLsoFYL 11
I'm from Michigan! Blast biggie smalls at her!!!!!
joethebiden 8
Nicky Minaj has already shat out 3 CDs? Good lord.