Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML
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simply_improper
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and?
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SilentTreatment
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Was it Duece Biggalo, Male Jiggalo??? ^_^
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kwt2007
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hope you used protection
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HugoBosss_fml
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Deuce Biggalo?
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pwincessa23
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agree with 2 even though idk what that means.
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yarbles
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I doubt retarded juggalo sperm would know where to go
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kingtz
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Deuce is actually a "gigalo", not a "juggalo". Not sure what the hell op had sex with...
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HugoBosss_fml
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Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.
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whippymcdumb4zs
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don't forget that they're also just emos with face paint on
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Bassmasterclassi
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did he have paint on his face?
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bezach
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today I slept with a crack whore and got herpes fml
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AAShah
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^ YDI.
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KiddNYC1O
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48- Thanks, Wikipedia.
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StephenDM
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just clicking this FML was a pain in the ass.
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darkchocolate778
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obviously none of you watch workaholics...
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swimchica22
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27 -_- it means they hope she used a condom........
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krty402
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haha workaholics is the best!
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caaklove
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151- 27 was referring to the word Juggalo.
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VEVO_fml
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anyone else take forever trying to click on this app -_-... stupid "ydi/sucks4u" kept popping up
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juggalopirate
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just so you know you an idiot an I hope you never have kids
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amanda_d95
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seriously! i agree
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amanda_d95
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yes!
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irish_love
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hahahah your name is jugalopirate! are you one? though I don't even know what it is or why it is bad...
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juggalopirate
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yes I am one an no it's not bad ppl make it seam that way but there dopes
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OceanBreathesSal
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48 I'm glad you know how to google.
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doyougiveacrap
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what happend to 1
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tweetbaby14
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242/283 I find it funny how you call someone else an idiot when you can't even form a sentence. :) here let me help out
"just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids."
this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
"just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids."
this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
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tweetbaby14
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242/283 I find it funny how you call someone else an idiot when you can't even form a sentence. :) here let me help out
"just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids."
this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
"just so you know, you're an idiot, and I hope you never have kids."
this may not be an English class, but it would be nice for people to use the basic grammar skills they learned in elementary school.
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bandgirrl
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duuude, that's totally what i thought about when i read this. XD
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ChucklesTheClown
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^^^Moron.
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the_ace1337
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Fucking magnets! LOL
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Kefka91
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How do they work?
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oliver86
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don't bother asking a mormon
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Cokie_the_Clown
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Whoop whoop
P.S When asking the Mormons about magnets, can you also ask them if they own a horse?
P.S When asking the Mormons about magnets, can you also ask them if they own a horse?
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hellbilly205
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whats wrong with juggalos?
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taken_040509
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thank you... there isnt anything wrong with us.
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futtbuck101
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Enough clowning around
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number99
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265 wins
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IHeartJimi02
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266 any juggalo that I have ever met were not gang affiliated. They're not bad people.
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betty66
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#306, yes they are.... because they blast their shitty music..and hurt my ears
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OceanBreathesSal
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350 I totally agree. I almost dated a juggalo and he was the most out going, lovable guy ever and he had a great personality. he never did any crimes or gotten in trouble with the cops for it either (only for being out past curfew). I never questioned what he believed in. all my friends didn't accept him for who he was but I did. and I really don't see the problem with being a juggalo. if that's what they want, so be it. let them be in charge of their own life.
I'm not a juggalette, but I don't let that get in the way of getting to know some really amazing people.
I'm not a juggalette, but I don't let that get in the way of getting to know some really amazing people.
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betty66
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oops #350 I mean
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IHeartJimi02
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Well that's your opinion but blasting "shitty music" makes them a bad person? Everyone has their own opinion of what good music is. I'm not a huge fan of icp but I also don't judge people until I get to know them.
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zzwan
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jinxthejinx
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No. It does not.
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anthonyds
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i'd rather wank than bang a guy/ girl who thinks they are a mad killer clown anyday...
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Cokie_the_Clown
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I'm pretty sure anything is better than sleeping with Ronald McDonald on meth.
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robotiick
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112- I read ur bio and my friend want to be in the navy or navy seal what's the percent of ppl who make it
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purplemnm
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148 - it's called Google.
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parii
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^ that's called a bitch.
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Wandering_Ninja
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did he have boobs?
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slightlypyro1996
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Who cares if he had boobs? Where the cock did one's comment go?!
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AmberGale13
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that's not a juggalo dumbass If he had boobs he wud be a jiggalo
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portablecupid
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If it had boobs it'd probably be a Jugalette. A gigolo is a male prostitute... pretty sure they don't have boobs.
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klonopin_ftw
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where them juggahoes at?!
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nananabatmannnn
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That's a new level of desperation. Unless you're a juggalette. But either way fyl.
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chaosdragn16
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taken_040509
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that would be a wigger. us juggalos/ juggalette dont wear our clown makeup to make us feel pretty. we wear it as a symbol of who we are. wy do preps wear name brand clothing..... because they feel that thats how they should express who they are
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binkybaby
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Right. All of them wear make-up to "express their individuality".
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Freeze_fml
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We should nominate the make-up as an indication that this person is mentally retarded.
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iSurf_fml
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225- Are you serious? Preps? Let's be jeuvenile. Just because people wear nicer clothes makes them preps? Wow. I'd better start shopping at walmart.
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iSurf_fml
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Oh ya, and, Eminem ftw.
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thecoolestever1
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Oh hell yeah. Eminem all the way! it really pisses me off when Jugallo's dis Eminem. Most of them used to listen to Eminen! Until they discovered that dumb ICP group. Now they go around drinking faygo, dressed in all hatchet man bull crap. And when they make fun of Eminem, they say exactly what ICP said!
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Manishipa
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Dumbasses, please. You are/never are/will be as cool or successful as Slim Shady. Don't be hatin'. Youz be jeal.
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iscahnoemie
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WTF is a juggalo ?
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gunmania0
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I swear is a jiggalo? but I think they're talking about male prostitutes.
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DrJesse
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a douchbag who affiliates themselves with ICP.
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SilentTreatment
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It's a male prostitute. Just watch both parts of Duece Biggalo, Male Jiggalo! Duecy and you'll understand, lol.
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v1kt4r
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U mean Gigolo = male prostitute
#11 is right
#11 is right
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dudeitsdanny
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That would be a "giggolo"...
Or "gigolo".. I can't remember.
Jiggalos are much worse. Stay away. They're like a cult, but with half the brains.
Or "gigolo".. I can't remember.
Jiggalos are much worse. Stay away. They're like a cult, but with half the brains.
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stewpididiot
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well put !!
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baileybug03
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a juggalo is someone who listens to ICP,twiztid,or any psychopathic record bands.
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whosechairisthat
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dude i am like ur biggest fan. i freaking love u Danny.
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frolick123
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they r people who dress up like clowns and go to clown rock parties... not kidding people actually do that
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chaoticnh
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to sum it up, they are a bunch of clown fucks
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Sukismama
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no 11 is not right op did not make a spelling mistake.giggalo and juggalo are two very different things.well they have a few things in common I'm sure
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pYrO92583
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no she means juggalos from icp
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OhHeySlogan
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A juggalo is a loser who loves music from the psychopathic record, which includes music from "bands" that think they're a bunch of insane rapping clowns. it's no good.
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zembof
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no these r 2 diff things for example emenem is the kind she is refuting to
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UmbraeCatervae
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agreed^
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theubersauceness
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86, well put
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AmberGale13
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not true. a juggalo is someone who sticks up for homies no matter what the situation Nd wud do anything for them
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AmberGale13
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dam straight we do
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parii
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Juggalo: Scum of the earth.
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sanchogrim
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three words my friend; INSANE CLOWN POSSE, look it up...but never become one.
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hughsmith
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I would be your gigalo
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BrittanyCelesteP
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I think it has something to do with that band ICP
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PlasteredClown
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A juggalo or juggalette are guys and girls that are into the Insane Clown Posse.
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thatbritkid
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thats what I thought lol
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RawrSickle
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someone obsessed with ICP.
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BobOsso_fml
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A juggalo is a fan of the Insane Clown Posse. They wear the makeup and everything. Hopefully not during sex.
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jsmn2010
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retard.
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iSurf_fml
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Pretty much the complete extreme opposite of a redneck on the white trash scale.
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MrBigMeat_fml
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is an icp or twiztid fan
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PeytonHeather
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someone who likes icp
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tomboy_girl23
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well said
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studmuffin96
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a juggalo is a guy who basically worships ICP, dressing up like a clown, being involved in "gang"activity
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weezypanda420
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For one I am VERY proud to be a Juggalette!! For two it's not just the fact that we listen to ICP and Twiztid. No it's the fact that we found family when our own families didn't want us. We found people who feel and think the way we do and not call us freaks or turn their backs just because they don't understand! So go ahead and talk shit to me. But if you don't understand then don't say shit about it.
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weezypanda420
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Not all of us are like that. Yes there are some out there who gives us bad names! But there are thos like me that don't make myself look like a complete douche and ass hole.
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dudeitsdanny
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Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't.
You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.
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zembof
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what if she was drunk
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Winter247
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Preach on sexy lady!!
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sheethapins
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206 I am truly hoping that was a joke
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RockstarRN
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Was his name Duce?
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SilentTreatment
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That's what I was thinking! lol... ^ DUECY!! lol
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KiddNYC1O
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It's Deuce... you should have googled it. Your downed votes is a lost case, though lol.
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chuck1986
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Op didn't say she slept with a giggalo
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heyimjennyFML
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at least you had sex?
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cbaidchris
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Doesn't matter, had sex!
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teresa96706
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I love that song xD
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zembof
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no she has it worse TRUST ME"
You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.