Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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alwayswinning123 7
Hey it could be worse...it could have been Justin Bieber
PandaKitteh 20
Your mom is a stupid hoe ;]
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Comments (196)
dilley86 4
Damn, even one song is torture worthy. A whole album? Not to mention 3 of them?
babygirl0232 8
Just think op I had to sit in a car for 25 hours just to drive to Michigan. And on the way back we had 3 blow outs. So it took us 3 days to get home.
CharresBarkrey 16
Come down to Arizona! It's already in the 90's here.
danivolley64 10
I pity you, no one should have to go through that pain. I'm sorry OP!
shangstar 7
Sure won't be a "spring" break. It not even spring there yet. Which makes me wonder why is OP coming to MI for her "winter break" there is nothing there
Porrim 9
Maybe shes trying to be "hip"?
Sigil 11
If you are spending spring break in the beautiful, but very frigid state of Michigan, Nicki Minaj is the least bad thing of this FML.
AlexxC_fml 6
Nicki Minaj sucks!!! Be ready with the earplugs next time
LennyComa 39
If it were me, I'd ask to get out the car and walk the rest of the way. ******* hate Minaj with a passion. I feel for you OP I really do.
marcuscummings 19
I am so sorry